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The Clichést Cliché Ever
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|COMPLETED| On a scale of 1-10 it's a 12 on the level of cliché. Warning: You will cringe

Jacob Sartorius meets his biggest fans and they discover all his secrets while living through every cliché possible. Will Dani and Anabelle be able to love their idol even after they find out he isn't as perfect as they thought or will his flaws make them love him more?
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; wrong send • jacobsartorius [completed]

40 parts Complete Mature

unknown : i love you me: who is this ? - bella isn't your typical teenage girl, she doesn't have the humor and gets annoyed at all times. jacob is not your typical guy, too. but a complete opposite of bella. he is full of humor, puns, jokes and lots of things to say. what happens if they cross paths? will the wrong message send them to a right relationship? - notice: the book is written as iMessage text form. few narrations and more on texting.

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