One Sentence Stories And Random Philosiphy

DISCLAIMER********
To all the perfectionists** cough, cough** a certain Hufflepuff I know** cough, cough** NOT ALL OF THE SHORT STORIES ARE EXACTLY ON SENTENCE!! SOME MAY BE TWO OR THREE!!

But, yeah. Most of these are thoughts I have while in class, or late at night when I can't sleep. Some of these are parts of conversations I've had with friends, and some are just meh.(not men)