Get Me Sexual .... Mmm More Sexual
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Last published Thu, Nov 10, 2016
Hey guys, it's me, the guy who wants to press his tongue into the puffy sphincter of the yellow bird from Angry Birds. He's just so sexy, I want little bits of his poop on my tongue and on my flavour savour so I can savour that flavour.
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