He's a Devilish Cunt

As I was thinking of all positive aspects of my current situation, I feel a painful shove at the back of my head! Not again!! "Hey! Watch where you swing your hand, you fool!" I try to sooth my head but it still hurts. That person must've been so big and bulky to have exerted such pain. I try to see clearly and am automatically struck with irritation! Not a-*toot*-ing-gain (not again)!!

"Shut up, you little plump-faced brat or I'll suffocate you with my armpit." Holly molly!! He would do that?!

I laugh nervously, trying to get him to not suffocate me with his armpit. "You pig. I was just joking around. A-he-he..." His big eyelids loom over his eyes again, like last time, then he glares at me head-on, looking like that big, scary gorilla in Tarzan. It made me want to laugh rather than whimper.