Crazy, Beautiful Life: A Book of Memoirs

Life is so long, and so full of memories. They make us who we are, and what we intend to be. Nothing about me is normal, let me give you that information before you even look at this book. I can't tell you exactly why -- that would defeat the purpose. Instead, I will tell you that recently I have remembered more about my life than maybe I ought to, and my history is full of crazy, wacky events. Insanity makes a person more fun than they were before, but eventually it takes away their ability to cope with the real world. I think I might have passed that crucial moment when everyone who's partially insane turns around and heads back to normalcy. Consider this your warning.

This is by no means in any semblance of order.