Zodiac Signs: SPOOFS

Because I twas bored.

Leo: AND YOU BE DAMNED FOR THAT!

Heheh. I'm going to get you and Valdez mixed up a lot, aren't I?

Aries: Likely enough.

Also, if I ever slap you, Aries, it may be because you're a bit like . . . Ares.

Aries: Sad.

Capricorn: . . .

Virgo: Now what?

Sagittarius: Gender confirmation?

Gemini: Sounds good.

Taurus: Yes, it does. Can't go around genderless, can we?

Cancer: For once, Taurus has a point.

Taurus: FOR ONCE?!

Leo: Oh, Taurus, you know what Cancer means! He'd never offend you.

OKAY EVERYBODY QUIET DOWN

Leo: *squeaks* Okoi.

Genders? Good idea.

Males: Leo, Cancer, Taurus, Aries, Capricorn, Scorpio, Pisces, Aquarius
Females: Sagittarius, Gemini, Virgo, Libra

So, btw, this is all going to be fun stuff.

Leo: Not for me . . .