"Hey Simone, it's me Dylan. I just wanted you to know that last night was great, but I don't want any responsibility." "..." "I know I kinda sound like an ass, telling you over text." "This isn't Simone." "Oh god! Sorry! OMFG I'm so sorry." "It's okay. But you do sound like an ass." "..." =+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= in which a fuckboy texts the wrong girl accidentally and embarrasses himself ranked #1 textrovert