The Art of PUNishmemt: Prepare not to Laugh(st)

Puns...

So, alot of peoble have Problems at being funny,
this place is for those people who already are funny...
to make them less funny.
This is a Collection of the dumbest Shitiest and the most horrible jokes i can think of, if you're searching for (more) enjoyable Content look further and if you wanna PUNish peoble with puns then you're right here. You might as well tell us your own puns through comments, so fell free to do it!
Even though this is stil WIP and i have to change it many times, but have an enjoyable time.
So you know, let's compose ourselves!
Wich leads me to a joke...