The Hero We Deserved: A Rimworld Spoof
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A colony of castaways on a lonely planet are joined by Jonny "Ballz" Espoto. A pro gamer, he is barely capable of anything the colony needs. Can he become the human hero they need him to be, in their darkest hours? Or will his lazy tendencies, dude-bro attitude and chemical habits doom them all to the numerous and unusual enemies on the planet?
Writer note: some swearing, lots of death, no...y'know...
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