Whirpool

PREVIEW OF A PROLOUGE/FIRST CHAPTER, THINGY:

"Clairity Jones! Pay attention!" I was rudely awaken from my dream about being a horse ad traveling through the great state of Kansas with my side kick, a flying platypus, by the most screechy and annoying voice ever...

Oh, that came from my teacher.Awkward!

I looked up to see Mrs. Paiyne in my ass (Thats our nickname for her) staring at me with an impatient look on her face. Is it me, or did she get uglier in just 30 minutes? Well, thats the wonders of aging for ya! "Oh, Hi Mrs. Paiyne! Didn't see ya there!" I used mysweet voice on her, hoping to butter her up like baked potatoes.

"Young lady, were you asleep?!" SHe screeched with the voice of a siren. Damn! If she can scream THAT loud, she can power the whole earth in Monster's Inc. "No, I closed my eyes for a ,inute and had a vivid image of moving pictures in my head!" I said in a tone that screamed 'Sarcasm'! I know I would probably pay hell for this later, but eh, Who cares? Better than listening to this old hag nag about algebra. Hey! I rhymed! :D!

"Detention! 3 o'clock!" SHe yelled in my ear. again."Sheesh, say it,donm't spray it." I said, wiping the gallons of spit that had traveled directly from her mouth to my forehead, Great, I hope bitchiness isn't a disease1

"SATURDAY DETENTION!" She screeched.Again. Saw that one coming!

"No thanks, I got plans, but thanks for offering!" I said as I strutted my way out of the class room, as I predicted her words...3...2...1...

"PRINCIPALS OFFICE! NOW!"

SCORE!

IM PSYCHIC! :D!