Some random Rants

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Ongoing13m

Last published Thu, Dec 1, 2016

Somewhere where I can just rant without getting banned on G+ Some of these are just things that I need to get off my chest. *I mean no actual hate an I would never actually do violent things to the person* Cover image is not mine

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𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝
𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟗- 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝟏𝟖 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥. 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐄𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭. 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝟏𝟑 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤/𝐩𝐨𝐩 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐔𝐬𝐚. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐦, 𝐃𝟏𝟐 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐆-𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭. 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐦 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫? 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐨‼️ 𝐍𝐨 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐀𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐡𝐨𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐖𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲.
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