So I made a list of really stupid fic prompts (http://shxtteredsky.tumblr.com/post/152724134215/some-really-fucking-stupid-fic-prompts-for-the) and I'm going to write them here. Have fun. If you want, give me a fandom/ship/character and one of those prompts and I'll write it and put it here. Enjoy me making a fool of myself. list of prompts: Dish soap a mask that has been cut up into tiny pieces before the fic begins your local Napoleon stan wears a grandma costume to school and acts the part "I fucking hate this strand of hair in particular" grinding bobby pins into powder using a mortar and pestle megafauna precisely one square inch of snowflake pattern fabric "your tumblr is compromised" everyone is dreamlessly asleep during the entire fic a thousand bottles of ultrafine glitter that is actually made of human bones Sir Bearington "why are you like this" F R E S H C O R I A N D E R "let us not" the zipper on my combat boot is broken. why is it broken. i do not know. the transitive property of dubious statements about life dissecting cadavers to find the KEY F I N D T H E K E Y