The Illegal Immigrant
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Complete Sat, Nov 12, 2016<5 mins
Everyone's a doing a bit shit right now because of the whole election, so I hope this brightens your day a lil bit. This is a story I wrote back in May (2016) for a school project. I had to write a parody of an Edgar Allan Poe story, so I went with the Cask of Amontillado (before the meme). This is a horribly offensive mess of outdated memes, but somehow I got an A+ on it.
So, here you go.
I'm sorry in advance.
Warnings for dead memes, death/murder, some shit about illegal immigrants from Trump's side
Please note that this is a completely fictional work and in no way reflects real life nor what I want to happen
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