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Last published Fri, Mar 31, 2017
sitzpinkler
/ɹəๅ-ʞuıdz-ʇıs/
(n.) Old German term typically referring to a man who sits to urinate.
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a collection of poems and scribbles from my loud and messy mind. please enjoy my humble dejecta.
love, andy xoxo
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#126 in poetry (03.14.17) <33
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