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- Time 2h 13m
Complete, First published Nov 13, 2016
McDonald's delivery worker Leila Nasser finds herself forming the unlikeliest bond in the world with Trevor Tanner, a condom seeker too lewd for his own good, though he does have his own charms.
But is the risk worth taking?
#1 in Short Story | five times throughout 21.01.17 - 21.02.17
© 2016 Fury Evans
Cover by @karran.All Rights ReservedTable of contents
- introductionSun, Oct 15, 2017
- reviewsSun, Oct 15, 2017
- castSun, Oct 13, 2019
- directorySun, Oct 15, 2017
- 1 / / ❝i guess i'm the psychic chick.❞Mon, Oct 16, 2017
- 2 / / ❝go to the goddamn seven-eleven or something!❞Tue, Oct 17, 2017
- 3 / / ❝that's a progress . . . right?❞Wed, Oct 18, 2017
- 4 / / ❝is it too late now to say sorry?❞Wed, Oct 18, 2017
- 5 / / ❝a cup of fresh coca-co-lei, please.❞Thu, Oct 19, 2017
- 6 / / ❝my safest bet is on alzheimer.❞Fri, Oct 20, 2017
- 7 / / ❝i am mentally married to shawn mendes.❞Fri, Oct 20, 2017
- 8 / / ❝i was there for him since he was a fetus.❞Sat, Oct 21, 2017
- 9 / / ❝i'm too sexy for stairs.❞Sat, Oct 21, 2017
- 10 / / ❝pack up and move to uranus or something!❞Mon, Oct 23, 2017
- 11 / / ❝are you always this bitchy?❞Thu, Oct 26, 2017
- 12 / / ❝people like you and donald trump are the reason why i hate breathing.❞Fri, Oct 27, 2017
- 13 / / ❝you are in denial of my sexy affection.❞Sat, Oct 28, 2017
- 14 / / ❝my dear, you are the fault in our stars.❞Sat, Nov 4, 2017
- 15 / / ❝just kick her STD-prone ass out, sarah!❞Sat, Nov 4, 2017
- 16 / / ❝are my puns extreme-lei tempting?❞Tue, Nov 7, 2017
- 17 / / ❝hey, did you ever get those condoms though?❞Tue, Nov 7, 2017
- 18 / / ❝i took a course on how to roast people 101.❞Thu, Nov 9, 2017
- 19 / / ❝what are we playing again?❞Thu, Nov 9, 2017
- 20 / / ❝that is the worst pickup line i ever heard.❞Sat, Nov 11, 2017
- 21 / / ❝hate line is my church.❞Sat, Nov 11, 2017
- 22 / / ❝ditch-'em-after-you-hump-'em marathons❞Mon, Nov 13, 2017
- 23 / / ❝hey, if it isn't the annoying pack of cheetos!❞Mon, Nov 13, 2017
- 24 / / ❝shawn mendes is coming to town!❞Mon, Nov 13, 2017
- 25 / / ❝i'm just peeing through my eyes, that's all.❞Tue, Nov 14, 2017
- 26 / / ❝all this melancholy and you're still a jerk.❞Tue, Nov 14, 2017
- 27 / / ❝he gave me his number on a freaking tissue paper.❞Wed, Nov 15, 2017
- 28 / / ❝it's only been an hour since we last called.❞Wed, Nov 15, 2017
- 29 / / ❝never ever buy colgate toothpaste . . . it's a scam!❞Thu, Nov 16, 2017
- 30 / / ❝hungry for a taste of my affection already?❞Thu, Nov 16, 2017
- 31 / / ❝confessions in the french café.❞Sat, Nov 18, 2017
- 32 / / ❝more confessions in the french café.❞Sat, Nov 18, 2017
- 33 / / ❝confessions in the french café finale.❞Sat, Nov 18, 2017
- 34 / / ❝don't tell me we only came here to fight.❞Sun, Nov 19, 2017
- 35 / / ❝guess who just won tickets to see shawn mendes?❞Sun, Nov 19, 2017
- 36 / / ❝i'm just testing my latest collection of pickup lines.❞Sun, Nov 19, 2017
- 37 / / ❝if that ain't sweet, then i don't know what is.❞Mon, Nov 20, 2017
- 38 / / ❝hey, look! it's the miss delivery girl.❞Mon, Nov 20, 2017
- 39 / / ❝i'm pretty sure he would be needing stitches after this.❞Wed, Nov 22, 2017
- 40 / / ❝your lips tastes like cherry, just so you know.❞Thu, Nov 23, 2017
- 41 / / ❝i trust you. wait, no. i trusted you.❞Thu, Nov 23, 2017
- 42 / / ❝you said he should die just like your mother.❞Sun, Nov 26, 2017
- 43 / / ❝well, someone has to pay for his medical bills, hun.❞Sun, Nov 26, 2017
- 44 / / ❝please, just give me a sign that you're still here.❞Fri, Dec 1, 2017
- 45 / / ❝faith is running out, to be honest.❞Fri, Dec 1, 2017
- 46 / / ❝you are, and will always be, my miss delivery girl.❞Wed, Dec 6, 2017
- 47 / / ❝brothers by blood are bound together.❞Wed, Dec 20, 2017
- 48 / / ❝the end of miss delivery girl.❞Wed, Dec 20, 2017
- author's noteFri, Dec 29, 2017
- ALTERNATE ENDINGMon, Jan 8, 2018
- GET TO KNOW LEILA, TREVOR, AND SEBASTIAN!Mon, Jan 8, 2018
- ALTERNATE VERSIONSun, Jan 14, 2018
- 41 / / ❝that's where i really belong, not in trevor's arms.❞Sun, Jan 14, 2018
- 42 / / ❝i bet you said that to your exes before.❞Wed, Jan 17, 2018
- 43 / / ❝i never wanted your rotten crevice anyway.❞Wed, Jan 17, 2018
- 44 / / ❝may i have this kiss, my darling?❞Thu, Jan 18, 2018
- 45 / / ❝shall we both tango ourselves in the bed?❞Thu, Jan 18, 2018
- 46 / / ❝did you really think i was going to let you go that easily?❞Fri, Jan 19, 2018
- 47 / / ❝is this some sort of a revenge?❞Sat, Jan 20, 2018
- 48 / / ❝i guess this is end of us, leila. wait, no.❞Sun, Jan 21, 2018
- final words from the authorMon, Jan 22, 2018
- extra i. / / ❝i say we go to 7-eleven and buy some mccondoms.❞Wed, Jan 24, 2018
- extra ii. / / ❝have i ever told you about my bisexuality?❞Sat, Jan 27, 2018
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