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Broke Lines! (We call this "Hugot" but this is English...)

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Reads 11,235
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Parts 13
Time 16m

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This is a random collection of funny pick-up lines,broken heart speeches,and funny broke stories... If you don't know what this is,it's actually the opposite of pick-up lines,like your begging to him/her to notice or love you. So sit back,relax,and there is No Forever Damn it! Actually,just read this. 

Note:This is not Tagalog,yet it's english,thus some might be translated, created by me,or just borrowed it from the internet.All Rights Reserved

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Bittersweet. ( Au Revoir ) by theFemmeFatale

" Wherever you are, a world apart, I know you'll never be that far.. 'coz you'll always have a special place in my heart.." ~BITTERSWEET 13~ Prologue . . . Mula sa ginagawa ay napaangat ng mukha si Chryz at na-sorpresa sa nakita.. it's him.. the guy.. the guy from her youth.. from the past.. The first heartache.. sweet heartache.. And he's back.. "H..hi" aniya at bantulot na ngumiti.. "Hello..tin" he said. Oh! how she missed his voice.. it's like coming back home.. "W..What brought y..you ---here?" damn her for stammering! "I..uh.. I'm here to invite you.." and he slowly looked up, and presto.. dark brown eyes met brown eyes.. "Invite me? w..what .. occasion?" "My ... wedding.." tila binuhusan ng malamig na tubig si Chryz.. For a moment, she just stood there.. numb of everything.. I thought.. I've already moved on.. but why? why does it still hurt? It took a long time for her to register what this guy said.. she slowly tilt her head to an angle, to hide the sudden pain that crossed her eyes.. "W..Why?" it was like a whisper.. but the guy just smiled.. a smile that did'nt reach his dark brown eyes.. "Please come, here's the invitation.." and he just slowly turned his back and walked away.....

Gay Sugar Daddy by hotTraunasaurus

"I'm gay." My eyes grow so big as I stop breathing, but two seconds later I'm bursting with laughter. "Okay funny," I finally tone down my laugh as I bring myself to look at him again. But he is still staring at me like he had been when he told me that joke. "Wait," uhh, "Really?" He nods, "Really." "You like... guys?" "I fuck guys." Oh wow, you really can't have it all can you. When he checks all the boxes, suddenly there's this big box he doesn't. The most important box, the top on the list. "You're gay or bi?" Because there's a big difference between those two. "I'm gay." "You never fuck a woman?" "I've never fucked a woman." "Then why the hell would you want me to be your sugar baby? To watch you fuck another man's butthole?" He smirks despite my little mockery. "Oh now it's funny?" "It is," he is still smirking, "But no. It's the opposite of what I wanna do." I bring my arms across my chest as I reply in my all-business tone, "Enlighten me." *** 22 year old Estelle is one of the best sugar babies the agency has ever had. She has the whole package, no dick ever gone soft seeing how perfect she is, both her body and personality. But can she sway Owen into the heterosexual group? After being in that homo-pool all this while?

k. - A Story About You by jmianccruz

This is a way to document how I felt every month we were together, holding onto the moments that meant the most. I will cherish every memory we made, no matter what happens. I don't know how to move on from it. One day we'll be together again, if it's God's plan. It's been weeks since the break, and I'm still writing about you.

Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt) by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

Opposites Attract? ....MY SNOW WHITE ASS! by SimpleApologiesx

He can be so nice, then so mean. He can care and protect, make you laugh, and at the same time play games with your head. And after he's done with that, he'll tear your heart out, rip it into the smallest fragments known to man and leave it on the floor, while all you can do is stand there, not being able to cry because you're so numb, because you thought that there was something there, when really there was nothing but a wayward boy out to break a poor girls fragile heart, because he didn't know what he wanted. *I wrote and finished this years ago then deleted it. I'm slowly finding all the chapters, but here is what I have. Since a part of this story was stolen - it allowed me to regain some of the chapters. Also, sorry about typos - the chapters I copy and paste I will eventually edit them.*

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╰┈➤✮ 𝐴𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑎𝑣 × 𝑇𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑘𝑎 ❝𝑯𝒂𝒎 𝒂𝒂𝒑𝒔𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒎𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒃𝒃𝒂𝒕 𝒌𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒊 𝑻𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒌𝒂❞ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ How does it feel to get married with the one you love? Feels like heaven right? But what if your loved one doesn't even take you as a wife? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "We are couples for the world but in reality we are nothing. I can never take you as my wife." Tears started coming in my eyes but I blinked the tears and whisper a "sure" and rushed to the washroom. I don't want him to see me crying. God why me? This is not how I thought my first night will go • • • • - - - - • • • • Will she be able to make him fall for her? Will he ever love her? What if she won't fit in the royal standards? Watch the book to get the answers to all the questions.

Hidden Flames [The Ludovicas: Second Generation Book Three] by ameesaAhlam

(Can be read as a standalone.) My parents are hell bent on getting me married, convinced that a wife will magically "fix" me. As a mafia leader, idle talks and constant affection makes no sense to me. Never had and never will. Thanks to some dumb rule and my parents' constant nagging, I settle down with the girl of their choice. Irene's the type of girl I would never give a second glance to, the type I would deem average looking. And that's just not it. She's a chatter box who can't survive without physical affection. A complete opposite of me. I never had a need for a wife but with every innocent touch, every stupid smile, every word of hers my walls break down until I am left yearning for her with an intensity I can't even comprehend.

New Life by cupcake7cupcake

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My Broken Girl (Bad Boy) by Abileneansongwriter

"I'm not a beautiful, I'm ugly". I said as he holds my hand. "Your beautiful and your broken". He said as he rest his head on my forehead. "They say 'She's beautiful, but broken'. I am broken and I always will be broken". I said as he pressed his soft lips on mine. "Not for long". He said as he holds my chin. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This story had inspired me to write this, so, don't steal my storyline. Warning! There will be violence There will be self harm There will be bad language

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