Celebrity Farts Book Reviews
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These are imaginary reviews of imaginary books written by celebrities.
Like some people , I've never been too crazy about celebrities. To me , their egos far outweigh their paychecks. Nor do I spend any of my time watching those ridiculous celebrity news magazines like ET , which in my opinion can easily induce narcolepsy , and deep states of catatonia. So , beware. Next time you watch one of these shows , you may fall into a coma from which you may never wake up.
I do , however , like to make fun of celebrities , even those I do like. And this is how I make fun of them. Please vote and comment. I don't care if anyone thinks they're ridiculous , because I know for a fact that they are ridiculous. But I enjoyed writing them
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