My Friend's Devil Boyfriend

Have you ever hated someone so much that you thought the person was a devil? Well, I DO know who it is. It's Potato. I will tell you things that you could never think of like humping a chair so hard it breaks, and licking people. This is just a little thing. If you want to here worst things come check it out, but WARNING is maybe rated R. It can be very graphic. Well just to say one more thing, this is ALL true. You have been warned...