stupid things my friends say
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This is her friends writing this description because she couldnt be bothered. I also cant be bothered to add apostrophes or to go throught this and check for spelling errors. sooooo you will had to just take it. If you are one of the lucky people who manage to read this before it gets changed. CONGRATS! She keeps on bugging me saying that i have to write about what this book is actually about. I cant be bothered. I can also see her staring in awe at my brilliant skills of typing fast. This is extremelly fun for me as i can here her muttering in the background and yet im not going to reply. If you have been such a good friend and read through this entire description. Good on ya. Go follow me @Geckojazz because i am way better then Kangaroo. Tha is actually her real name by the way. I tried to publish this book sooner amd i succeded for like 10 minutes and then i gave in and said she was extremmely oblivious which of course got her onto my case. My friend is starting to huff at me and the only reason im still typing is to annoy her even more. I really want to carry on writing until i get to the word limit so im sorry if im writing a sentence and suddenly it just cuts off. I know her password now so be ready for those hilariuous updates done by me. im just going to say the alphabet until i get to the word limit so have fun. Is there even a word limit? Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz AbcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzAbcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzAbcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzAbcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzAbcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz Comment "bananas" if you actually read this far!
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