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Darned to Heck

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Time 5h 22m

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~ Every movement of his lips against mine seemed to scold me, how dare I try to run away, how dare I even think of it? My hand found its way to his hair and I grabbed hold of it tightly, how dare he try to stop me? ~


Bratty teenager Allie Jones was used to a life of normality, wake up, go to school, get detention, go home. That was until a freak car accident sends her straight to the depths of hell.
  
Surrounded by demons for the rest of eternity, she discovers a hidden power that was supposed to have been wiped out millennia ago in a war that destroyed everything. A power that threatens the very order of existence between the underworld and heaven. And it isn't long before the Angels find out.

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