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Darned to Heck

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Time 5h 22m

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****COMPLETED****

~ Every movement of his lips against mine seemed to scold me, how dare I try to run away, how dare I even think of it? My hand found its way to his hair and I grabbed hold of it tightly, how dare he try to stop me? ~


Bratty teenager Allie Jones was used to a life of normality, wake up, go to school, get detention, go home. That was until a freak car accident sends her straight to the depths of hell.
  
Surrounded by demons for the rest of eternity, she discovers a hidden power that was supposed to have been wiped out millennia ago in a war that destroyed everything. A power that threatens the very order of existence between the underworld and heaven. And it isn't long before the Angels find out.

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Lucifer's Deal by PoisonHex

After losing their parents as teenagers, Elsabeth(16) and Madeline(18) Williams are forced to fend for themselves in Puritan America. Then the two of them come face to face with the Devil himself; Lucifer. He offers to grant Madeline one wish... For her and Elsabeth to remain young and beautiful forever. However, he has some terms to the agreement. As long as Madeline agrees to become his apprentice, he will protect her and Elsabeth from any cause of death... except for the death that took their parents (It will be better explained in the story). Then when Elsabeth suddenly becomes very sick in the early 21st century, Madeline attempts to make a new deal with Lucifer to save her sister. However, this deal comes at a much greater cost. In exchange for Elsabeth's life, Lucifer asks Madeline to become his lover; which means she must stay in the underworld with him forever. Will she choose to save her sister, or will she choose to save herself. And how will she deal with the consequences of either choice.

Lucifer's Gift by EpsilonAngel

*Book one in the Hell's Company series* Lucifer was the brightest angel in Heaven, But in service of God, he was condemned to darkness. After thousands of years, the darkness took root inside him. ~ Ammi is a flame no one can extinguish Forged from God's holy fire to combat his darkness. A gift made for Lucifer. ~ He clucked his tongue disparagingly, shaking his head, "Tell me your full name." I groaned, running a hand down my face. "Fine. But I'm not explaining it to you." His face told me that I would if he wanted me to, but I soldiered on. "My full first name is Amirykal. Happy?" I muttered. His reaction took me completely by surprise. He blinked slowly at first, processing, then his face split into a wide grin and he threw back his head and laughed uproariously. I was hit with a wave of arousal at the sound of it-it was rumbling and husky, heating me up at the core. "What's so funny?" I grumbled, sure he was laughing at my expense. He looked down, that gorgeous grin still on his chiseled face, showcasing his lovely white teeth. "Oh, Kitten. Your name, Amirykal, do you know its meaning?" He asked, his voice sensual and erotic as he spoke my name. "No-I was found with that name." I answered struggling to keep my voice even as he slowly approached, like a predator would his prey. "Well, Love, I'll tell you. Amirykal means 'gift', or, more exactly, 'a gift from God'." He purred as he got closer and closer, so there was barely a foot between us. "And why is that funny?" I had a very hard time focusing on the conversation at hand with him at this proximity, using that lovely tone. "Because, Amirykal, I am Lucifer. And God made you to be mine." *HIGHEST RANKS*: #1 in Paranormal #2 in Supernatural #7 in Werewolf* *Takes many liberties on Biblical stories and has graphic violence and adult content. Please do not read if such things offend you.*

Finches: High Voltage by HolographicAnxiety

Another small collection of shots about another one of my characters! Happiness and freedom come at a bitter price for anyone born an Arcane, each threatened daily by those who would rather see their kind purged from the world. Existence for those who dare to survive is difficult and often deadly, many not even making it past their teens. Yet, even as she was born into a life where everyone seemingly despises her, Sophia Dunn has managed, despite all the odds to keep fighting as her instincts tell her. Though she may stumble, fall and ultimately brush hands with CORP, Sophia's strength and need to survive will keep her from succumbing to the worst and lead her to experiences she never thought possible. WARNING: This story contains mention of things some audiences might not find appealing. If you're okay with that, then, by all means, keep reading and if not, then you've been warned.

Unbound (The Sight: Book 1) A Paranormal Romance by Spindlenicks

Evangeline Mor attends a private college in Blueseed Valley. While she does her best to keep her grades up, her life at home is falling apart with an uncaring aunt and mounting bills. Until one night she discovers a life altering reality. Suddenly, the shopkeeper's eyes are glowing red, a classmate as a forked tongue and her neigbour has a tail and horns. Turns out, something broke the seal on her Sight, allowing her to look past the glamour on otherworld creatures. And the very people who caused the unbinding of the sight want her to enter their world of supernatural as a Lightkeeper. Note: This is a fantasy/paranormal romance series that contains violence and mild swearing. Disclaimer: Image is not owned by me.

Under My Demon's Command by BK1019

"Where I'm from, the fires are hot." He grasped my ass tightly. His mouth was close to my ear. "Nothing but endless screams of tortured souls for hours non stop." He placed my leg on his waist and held it there. Tipping me backwards, "And you, Isabella, are a simple little human who lives in this world." **Completed** Isabella is a simple normal girl trying to make her way through college. When a demon saves her life, but wants her body in return. Can she get away from him? Or will she pay his price? Copy right of photo belongs to me. ****This book is now available for purchase! Link is down below. I have left the first 5 chapters up.**** https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/under-my-demons-command-brittany-hudson/1139446241?ean=9781666281576

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DESCENDED by Msmarv28

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Omens (wattys2016) by NicoleLadson

"I am too busy staring into those eyes, the ones that have been haunting my nightmares for the last seven years. The same eyes that watched me from the corner of a darkened room as I slowly accepted that I had bled to death." She watched helplessly as an intruder murdered her entire family before focusing his attention on her. She should be dead too. Technically she was for a few minutes before paramedics were able to revive her. Now, seven years later, Omera struggles to keep her life from falling apart. All she wants to be a normal teen. But life has other plans for her as she encounters a boy who will pull her so far into his world...she might not make it out alive. **may contain violence, sexual situations, foul language and other "unpleasant" things...you have been forewarned. Will be updating as frequently as possible**

Nevertheless (DISCONTINUED, REWRITE IN PROGRESS) by XxJamiingxX

(DISCONTINUED. REWRITE IN PROGRESS) The year is 2050. The world has gone to hell. Everywhere you look, it's just ruins and devastation. It's so fucking stupid, how it all started. We were born like this. We can't help it. We can't help the way we were made. And yet they still hate us. They still hunt us down, beat us around, torture us. But we're done. We aren't taking it anymore. So, we're gonna take down the one who started this all. I'm gonna take down the one that started this all. I swear on Satan himself, I won't stop until you're dead, Leon. You've got a whole other hell coming for messing with me. Annabelle Blakrein, a skilled and dangerous 14 year old, is doing what she can to survive in the apocalypse, and kill the one who started it all. Kind of complicated when you have protective siblings and reckless children getting in your way and into danger. Especially her sweet little twins, who are destined for tragedy. She doesn't want her family to die, and her children to live lives of sorrow. So, she's gonna do what she can to keep them away from the world, from him. Mature for graphic violence and vulgar language LGBTQ+ main characters Abuse and r@pe mentioned (undescriptive) Psychotic children cause yes

Yours Forcefully by romanticcrazyone

She - Innocent, shy, clumsy, naïve 19 year old beautiful girl who's trying to face the challenges life is throwing at her. With no parents besides her, she tries her best to impress her aunt who hates her. With a jealous cousin, she tries her best to cope up with her college life who loves to give her shocking surprises. But what will happen when she'll face the true devil? Will he break her or will gather her broken pieces of heart?? He- Ruthless, arrogant, cruel 25 years old handsome CEO of top multinational company and the King of underworld who'll ruin everything coming in his way. With hateful parents, he's trying his best to avoid them and not to kill them. With thousands of enemies, he's at his best to scare them off. But what will happen when he'll face a true angel in this cruel world? Will she fix him or will run away from him like everyone else?? ----------------------------------------- "........now you may kiss the bride". I froze. I didn't want him to kiss me. I wanted to hide somewhere and never come back. Lucifer slowly turned me towards him. He lift up my veil and pulled my waist tightly until I was completely pressed against him. Then he whispered "welcome to my world, wife" and kissed me hard on my lips. It was more like a punishment kiss. I tried to push him but he bite my lips hard. Now tears were streaming down my face. After some minutes he released me and wipe my tears and kissed me on my forehead. People were clapping. Celebrating my doom.

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Lucifer's Deal

After losing their parents as teenagers, Elsabeth(16) and Madeline(18) Williams are forced to fend for themselves in Puritan America. Then the two of them come face to face with the Devil himself; Lucifer. He offers to grant Madeline one wish... For her and Elsabeth to remain young and beautiful forever. However, he has some terms to the agreement. As long as Madeline agrees to become his apprentice, he will protect her and Elsabeth from any cause of death... except for the death that took their parents (It will be better explained in the story). Then when Elsabeth suddenly becomes very sick in the early 21st century, Madeline attempts to make a new deal with Lucifer to save her sister. However, this deal comes at a much greater cost. In exchange for Elsabeth's life, Lucifer asks Madeline to become his lover; which means she must stay in the underworld with him forever. Will she choose to save her sister, or will she choose to save herself. And how will she deal with the consequences of either choice.