The Pistons That Pump Us

"Imagine; a world full of perfect children. Sound Phenomenal? here at P.I.S.T.O.N. (Pubescent Introvert Service Training Orientation Now) children corrective center, we make sure that your child is fixed up to act obedient, social, intelligent, and adequate to fulfill your needs. We believe we are the next step to a perfect world. Do the right thing and make the world a social place. Join us. it's just a call away." - Introductory page - Pistons Handbook for Correction

"Does you're child: rebel? talk back? act out of order? Act Depressed? Introvert him/herself? Self-harm? Fail Classes? Question Authority? question your religion? if you answered yes to any of these common questions, then you can qualify your little rebel for correction. The correction process can only be preformed from ages 12-17. And do not worry, your child we be provided food, shelter, friends, and numerous activities. We here at Pistons can deal with the worst of the worst. We just believe that all children whom disobey, deserve a good dose of discipline." - Page 2 - Pistons Handbook for Correction