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Complete, First published Nov 18, 2016
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Inspired by that typical 'I found a dick shaped piece of meat in my food' story in the news.
Dedicated to the friend who told me about the news story.
*names are different from the actual news story*

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An average forty-year-old woman decided to order takeaway. She didn't expect to find a dick shaped piece of meat in her food. But how on earth did it get there?

Sometimes, even the innocent go crazy.
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