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Giggles
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Hadleystyles
Ongoing, First published Nov 19, 2016
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My Nookie days are over,
my pilot light is out,
what used to be my sex appeal,
is now my water spout!
time was when,on it's own,
from my trousers it would spring,
but now it's just a full time job
to find the fucking thing!
it used to be embarrassing
the way it used to behave,
from every single morning
it would stand and watch me shave!
now as old age approaches,
it sure gives me the blues
to see it hang its little head
& watch me tie my shoes.
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