Pickup lines & Comebacks (and other stuff)
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Why go to two separate books to look for two similar yet most common topics? You got it alllll here. AND FUESS WHAT WITH EVERY POST THERES A GIF 😏👅
Dirty pick up lines.
Cheesy pickup lines.
Weird pick up lines.
Bad pickup lines.
Comebacks that'll make a Asswhole cry.
Comebacks that'll cut a bitch in the throat.
Shit load of comebacks that'll be stupid af but probably work.
Also, other funny shit and relatable life shit in here ☺️
TBH I don't want to put things y'all consistently be seeing so imma try to throw in some not so consistent stuff😉
~Stay lit b~
#94 IN HUMOR 12/1/16
#156 IN HUMOR 11/30/16
SO I SAW A LOT OF PEOPLE WROTE ABOUT THIS KINDA STUFF AND I THOUGHT HEY WHY NOT LMAOO SO HERE IT IS! Pickup lines and comebacks
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