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Pickup lines & Comebacks (and other stuff)

LETTURE 10,038
Voti 472
Parti 65
Tempo 6m

LETTURE 10,038
Voti 472
Parti 65
Tempo 6m

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Why go to two separate books to look for two similar yet most common topics? You got it alllll here. AND FUESS WHAT WITH EVERY POST THERES A GIF 😏👅

Dirty pick up lines.

Cheesy pickup lines.

Weird pick up lines.

Bad pickup lines.

Comebacks that'll make a Asswhole cry.

Comebacks that'll cut a bitch in the throat.

Shit load of comebacks that'll be stupid af but probably work.

Also, other funny shit and relatable life shit in here ☺️

TBH I don't want to put things y'all consistently be seeing so imma try to throw in some not so consistent stuff😉

~Stay lit b~

#94 IN HUMOR 12/1/16

#156 IN HUMOR 11/30/16

SO I SAW A LOT OF PEOPLE WROTE ABOUT THIS KINDA STUFF AND I THOUGHT HEY WHY NOT LMAOO SO HERE IT IS! Pickup lines and comebacksTutti i diritti riservati

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𝐊𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐲 - 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐬, 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟. 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝, 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟𝐟, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 '𝟖𝟓, 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫. 𝐊𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐦𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐠𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞. 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬, 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧?

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𝐊𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐲 - 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐬, 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟. 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝, 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟𝐟, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 '𝟖𝟓, 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫. 𝐊𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐦𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐠𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞. 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬, 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧?