Chess Player

"Hello, welcome to The Chess Player, how can I help you?"

"Do you play chess? Because I want to check MATE with you."

"You...what?"

"I'm trying to practice pickup lines. And since this one is about chess, I thought the chess store was a good place to start."

"Um, okay? Do you want to buy anything, or..."

"Is grass purple?"

"Is that a no?"

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