Bohemian Rhapsody [P.I.E FanFiction!]

[DISCLAIMER: Most (if not all) my stories I will post on here will include foul language and fairly gorey descriptions. If you have triggers to any of these, reading my works may not be in your best interest]

Johnny Ghost is a paranormal investigator extraordinaire, and his goal in life is to exterminate pesky ghosts who haunt the living! Well, his goal is also indeed shared by his partner and close friend Johnny Toast, of whom is a charming british man and apparently a prince. These two formed together a single organization with the name of a beloved food, and have their phones constantly ringing off the hook! Though, there's something the 'boss' of this company doesn't know about himself, and a thrilling encounter with a beast may reveal this secret to him. Will P.I.E ever recover from this shocking tale? Does Fred Spooker ever get his paycheck? And more importantly; will Maloney ever stop eating the gravy?