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Time 1h 45m

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calls idiot liza pat textmessages woman

You're such a mystery to me.

Are you trying to make a cliche 
statement to get me to feel
 sympathy for you or even like 
you?

       Is it working?

Haha. Not at all.

      Was that a real laugh or was that
       a computer generated laugh, 
       you robot?

Both.

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Pat thinks he's texting his friend, but
 instead, he texts this girl who seems too 
perfect. What will their lives have in store 
for one another?All Rights Reserved

calls idiot liza pat textmessages woman

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Ariana Carter. by Girlzshallbegirls

<<•Her POV•>> "But I don't want to. It's too scary. See, now I'm sounding like a scared little bitch." I say mimicking what Lisa said to me before. Kyle gave me an assuring look. "You'll be fine, Ariana. Everyone loves you." I shook my head at his stupid comment. He's wrong about everything. No one really loves me. I don't want to feel love or loved. The feeling hurts so fucking much. I've already fallen in love and the feeling of pure heart broken just... I couldn't face the world. I turned around and saw the man him self. Jake Kingston. The guy I fell in love with but lost. I couldn't face him or the world anymore... So things started to go cliché. Jake: Bad boy. Mia: Good girl. = Couple. Then there is me. I was a current nobody to a popular piece of shit. I'm such a worthless bitch. I ran up the stage and waited until the curtains open. I'm going to do this... I'm doing this for Jake. I'm telling him my love for him is real. It's not a game. It's reality. <<•>>

Wrong Number | Markiplier Texting Story by ArtsyDoodleBug

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Mr. Pick-Me-Upper by madilyngracewriter

Completed. "Keep your head up Princess, your tiara is falling." "Did you really try to comfort me with that line?" "Well. Is it working?" "What do you think? No, it's not." ••• When Cassidy graduated high school she never thought anyone would want to contact her ever again. Honestly, she tried so hard to make that true. But one day she gets a text that would change her life. There is someone, specifically a boy, who remembers her and made it obvious on many different occasions that he will not leave her until she gets the advice he thinks she needs. They both thought nothing more than advice sharing and cheering up would come from them talking. They could not have been any more wrong. ••• [ I do not take credit for the cover. I found it on google and put words on it.]

-cliche- complicated LOVE (book one) (COMPLETE) by ZaGoofyOreo

I don't know what you are talking about , but you are pretty "I say to her truthfully. "No stop lying no body loves me !" She then snaps. More mood changes. Geese a emossional drunk girl is annoying. I remember always seeing them at parties and always Laughing at them with the guys whilst walking awey. Now here I am having to deal with one. One I don't know so well at that. remind me again why I decided to come . "Thats not true now come let's go " I say grabbing a hold of her "No it is true I don't have luck with love. Love is stupid. I hate love. Have u ever been in love Jake ?" She slurrs smiling at the question she asks me. "Michelle come get up let's go " I say ignoring her question. She is drunk. And we have to get outta here. I'm getting tired of this "No answer my question first " "Michelle it's late. " "Answer me Jake "she persists yanking my arm off her. I then exhale looking down at her and run my hands through my hair. "Geese fine. No I have never been in love"

The Suicide Hotline | ✔︎ by ItsAllAsh

"Is this...the...suicide hotline?" "I...um, yes?" "...Are you asking or telling?" "...Telling?" "What would you do if I told you I wanted to die?" "I would beg you not to." "Would you, stranger? Would you really?" "I would." Aurora Glass was raised in a sleepy town, completely sheltered from the darker things in life. That's why she doesn't know how to react when she gets a call from a man looking for a suicide hotline. Out of fear he'll actually commit suicide if he doesn't get help immediately, she lies and pretends to be a hotline worker. Parker Hollowell is on the edge. He's slipping into the void, but unlike some he's aware of it. In a desperate attempt to save his own life, he calls a suicide hotline. The woman on other end sounds very sketchy and suspiciously young. Not that it matters. He's just glad someone pretends to care about his life and his problems. When a cynical, depressed man unintentionally lets a bubbly, optimistic woman into his life, he has no choice but to bend to her will and see that maybe, there was more to life then he thought. Copyright @ ItsAllAsh Started: May 2018 Ended: ???

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The Wrong April Fools text by imu_tiramisoo

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Kill Me Now (Modern Cliches, #1) by AMLKoski

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<<•Her POV•>> "But I don't want to. It's too scary. See, now I'm sounding like a scared little bitch." I say mimicking what Lisa said to me before. Kyle gave me an assuring look. "You'll be fine, Ariana. Everyone loves you." I shook my head at his stupid comment. He's wrong about everything. No one really loves me. I don't want to feel love or loved. The feeling hurts so fucking much. I've already fallen in love and the feeling of pure heart broken just... I couldn't face the world. I turned around and saw the man him self. Jake Kingston. The guy I fell in love with but lost. I couldn't face him or the world anymore... So things started to go cliché. Jake: Bad boy. Mia: Good girl. = Couple. Then there is me. I was a current nobody to a popular piece of shit. I'm such a worthless bitch. I ran up the stage and waited until the curtains open. I'm going to do this... I'm doing this for Jake. I'm telling him my love for him is real. It's not a game. It's reality. <<•>>