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Little Miss Robot

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Parts 72
Time 1h 45m

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calls idiot liza pat textmessages woman

You're such a mystery to me.

Are you trying to make a cliche 
statement to get me to feel
 sympathy for you or even like 
you?

       Is it working?

Haha. Not at all.

      Was that a real laugh or was that
       a computer generated laugh, 
       you robot?

Both.

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Pat thinks he's texting his friend, but
 instead, he texts this girl who seems too 
perfect. What will their lives have in store 
for one another?All Rights Reserved

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Make Me Perfect by OnceUponATime73

Your suicide? Oh please, daddy. That didn't change me. I'm only trying to please you, trying to be perfect. And trust me, I've achieved perfection. I ran my school. If there was a crown, I'd be wearing it. I had all the guys on top of me, all the insecure little nitwits wrapped tightly around my finger. We still have your money, so I'm rich, gorgeous, thanks to your wonderful features, my dear father, and I was popular. I was perfect beyond belief. Now you; your secret still horrifies me. Why did you take your life? Your family so dearly loved you. I will find out, just for you, and so that you will say that I'm perfect in every which way as you watch down on me. Or up at me, whatever side of your wonderful personality the Lord took. However, my father, there is this new kid. I can't seem to remember his name. He's the silent type, perfect prey for my friends and I. But he's different. In fact I have made a deal with him. He'll help me solve your mystery, daddy, on one condition; I change my ways. He's such a joke, a cute joke. Oh what must I be saying, he's absolutely insane. I don't need to change my ways, I'm perfect. If anything, I should be helping him. Oh I remember now, father. Aiden. Aiden is trying to perfect me. What a laugh, isn't it? Perfecting something that's already perfect.

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Driveway Tanning

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