Little Miss Robot
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MatureComplete Fri, Jun 29, 20181h 45m
You're such a mystery to me.
Are you trying to make a cliche
statement to get me to feel
sympathy for you or even like
you?
Is it working?
Haha. Not at all.
Was that a real laugh or was that
a computer generated laugh,
you robot?
Both.
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Pat thinks he's texting his friend, but
instead, he texts this girl who seems too
perfect. What will their lives have in store
for one another?
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