The Merc that saved Christmas
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  • Parts 25
  • Time 1h 16m
Complete, First published Nov 23, 2016
It that wonderful time of the year and our favorite Merc with a Mouth and his somewhat trusty teenage sidekick, Roxy plan to make their Christmas the best one ever. But when Ajax *coughs* Francis decides to ruin Christmas for everyone in the Marvel Universe. It's up to this dysfunctional duo to stop him and save Christmas. Join Deadpool, Roxy, some the X-Men and the Avengers on this Ho Ho Hilarious yultide, holiday adventure that will jingle your bells and leave you laughing all the way!
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