The Merc that saved Christmas
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  • Reads 583
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  • Parts 25
  • Time 1h 16m
Complete, First published Nov 23, 2016
It that wonderful time of the year and our favorite Merc with a Mouth and his somewhat trusty teenage sidekick, Roxy plan to make their Christmas the best one ever. But when Ajax *coughs* Francis decides to ruin Christmas for everyone in the Marvel Universe. It's up to this dysfunctional duo to stop him and save Christmas. Join Deadpool, Roxy, some the X-Men and the Avengers on this Ho Ho Hilarious yultide, holiday adventure that will jingle your bells and leave you laughing all the way!
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Usually, people Carol's age are getting married, buying their first house, getting their first pet, etc. Her younger sister's doing all that. Good for her right? And she's doing it with Carol's ex. It has been a year since they broke up and he has been with her sister ever since and well, I'm sure you can guess the tea for that one. But it's Christmas time so 'tis the season to be jolly. She'll be seeing her two favorite people at the family reunion. Where she has promised everyone that she has happily moved on, and has someone to introduce to the family... except- she doesn't. During a trip to the grocery store, she bumps into one of the finest men she saw, which wasn't through her phone screen. So, obviously her first reaction was to ask him to be her plus one for the family reunion and to pretend that they're a couple. He Agrees! On the condition that she'll help him become Santa Claus? Weird but she agrees to do exactly that. Nick keeps claiming that he's Santa Claus's Son and that there's this whole Christmas wonderland where people compete to be Santa...she just goes with it. I mean his good looks had to come with a sacrifice right? Little did she know what she had signed up for...