Conyo| j.k
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Last published Fri, Feb 16, 2018
It all started when a pure korean guy flew his way back in philippines where he was born.
He is not used to filipino language so he speaks mixed tagalog and english.
Little did he know that he will meet a conyo filipina who lived in Canada since she's 3 years old.
"Please don't make lapit becuase you smell so baho"
"I'm not mabaho. I make tagal in the bathroom for like 1 hour. You're the one who's mabaho"
"Eww FYI. I spent 2 hours making ligo in the bathroom."
"Whatever just make layo nalang from me because we will just make away duh"
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