Dave x John give thanks and turkey attacks.
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Thanksgiving special
Getting a turkey shouldn't have been this hard. Especially if you had shot the damn thing; but lucky Dave, John just couldn't bare to see you shoot it. Thus....began the literal turkey run of hell.
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