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Zdá se vám vaše domácí kuchařka příliš mainstream? 
        Opustil vás partner, protože neumíte omeletu?
                   Vaše sýrová omáčka se stala v polévku?        -------------------
TOHLE JE ODPOVĚĎ NA VŠECHNY VAŠE OTÁZKY!
S "kuchařkou verlyby na 1000 způsobů" si osvojíte kuchyň, manžela a dokonce i své děti! Budou doslova umírat výborným posledním soustem snídaně, oběda a jestli i přežijou,  večeře!
                 Kniha obsahuje velrybu na všechny způsoby: sladký, slaný, sladko-kyselý, alkoholický, nealkoholický a toxický! 
               Je velmi malá šance, že ZDE nenajdete svůj nejoblíbenější recept života!All Rights Reserved

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