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GalaxyBillies

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Parts 46
Time 6h 44m

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When a semi-sentient starship loses its crew it must find a new one quickly. The nearest planet with intelligence is a small blue globe third out from its parent star. The ship, intelligence fading, kidnaps five humans from the mountains of the Appalachians and re-enters civilization. Unfortunately, said humans are questionably sentient and might not be the best ambassadors Earth could possibly have. When they are through nothing in the galaxy will be quite the same.All Rights Reserved

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LF Friends, Will Travel by Bainshie

Terrans are not the strongest species in the universe. They are not the fastest species. They are most definitely not the smartest. But Terrans are the loneliest, willing to befriend anything that moves and several things that don't. After humanity nearly made themselves extinct with a "Terran brand oopsie"™, trillions of Terrans awaken from stasis and set themselves upon a Galaxy teeming with alien life, each writing their own story among the stars. Stories of compassion, of anger, of revenge, of justice. Stories of the clever and stories of the downright stupid. But mostly the story of Terrans looking for the one thing that all beings desire: Friendship amongst a lonely universe.

The Best Laid Plans of Vegetation and Cybernetic Beings by KarinaLFabian

If you love Star Trek and parodies... If the Orville and Galaxy Quest give you as much joy as Wrath of Khan... If you believe (as Tumblr users do) that humans will rule the galaxy because we are the only species crazy enough to tie two warp cores together, reverse the polarity and toss them into a star just to see what will happen... then this is the book for you. These are the voyages of the HMB Impulsive. This episode: The HMB Impulsive has a routine diplomatic mission - to assist two warring planets to achieve peace through marriage by ferrying the prince to his wedding. But when the prince falls for the ship's sexy (yes, that's her title), and the Cybers attack, it's far from routine. Can the crew of the Impulsive apply human hold-my-beer ingenuity to save the day and the wedding? (This story is found in my collection, Space Traipse: Hold My Beer, Season 1, on Amazon)

Pegasus (Farside Saga Book Two) by greencloud79

"Are we alone?" That question has finally been answered, but the answer was much more than they expected. Testing a new form of interstellar travel called a Stardrive, the NSA Impala was sent to explore Pre-alpha, a new solar system discovered along the sight line of Alpha Centauri. A slight malfunction sent them just outside the edge of the Milky Way Galaxy into dead space. Returning home, they ran into an alien race known as the Velcronians. What started off as a comical first contact, ended up with the Impala being snatched into the Farside Galaxy. Now stuck in the middle of a galactic war on the verge of spilling into the entire universe, the Impala must find a way to stop it and make it back home....before they no longer have a home to go back to. Story Cover By: @LeViNeFrEaK

The Space Escape [COMPLETED] by greenravenclaw

~Entered into Wattys2017 ~The Two Planets| Book 1 ~Best: #464 in Science Fiction The crew of Diafygí are given a choice: do a job for the King of Epistími or become outlaws. Not much of a choice. But when you stick a conceited princess, bent on annoying everyone, with a five-woman crew of sarcastic comments, witty comebacks and some pent-up anger towards royalty, what do you get? You get a hilarious space odyssey filled with suspence and unbreakable friendships. But the choice to put the princess on the ship was a risky one that made no sense. Is there something more sinister at work? You get 'The Space Escape' by greenravenclaw! *~* Completed BUT unedited

Dipshits in Space: Seasoru 7 by AdrianOzryth

Ugh, you again. Takes a lot to offend you doesn't it? Well guess who's back, back again and with an anime cover this time. It's the Dipshits, but this time it's a brand new ship, a brand new additional crew tacked on to the lovable turds you know and love. A smoking hot tazer, a redneck, A generic bald-headed bumpy-skulled alien, and more! Shaggtastic spies, a holiday special, game shows, an ugly breakup, salads, Jerry-pipes (whatever the crap those are!), Egyptian gods, old friends, and 3 weirdos that are totally just vampires. The plan-D or E list of adventures is sure to entertain, assuming you have low enough standards. given that you're 7 seasons in...you probably do. We both know it. Roll that beautiful bean footage, and get the Wagon Groovin. It's space, and there's always dipshits in it.

Fade Eternal | ONC 2023 by KurokageJS

Fade is on an elevator in space, and he doesn't know how he got there. The last thing he remembers is stumbling out of his 2023 grad party. He's a trainweck of a human with zero skills or talents, and it's very clear he has no business being in space, or in an elevator full of heavily armed people. As it turns out, they're professional space cleaners responsible for removing space problems. They've all been given a mission to figure out why a research station went dark. Fade is informed that yes, he is part of the team, and actually, he's the guy in charge! If Fade is going to have the slightest chance of surviving this, he's going to have to do his best to fake it till he makes it. That is, if his own secrets don't get him first. ONC 2023

Switched by DianeBurtonAuthor

Kidnapped by aliens? By mistake? When wise-cracking Jessie Wyndom is beamed from her farmhouse in Ann Arbor, MI aboard an Alliance starship, she meets a regular Mr. Spock. Captain Marcus Viator's well-organized life is turned upside down by a free-spirited Terran. Fate brings them together. Treachery tears them apart. Switched is on sale at most online booksellers for 99 cents. Here's the link to Amazon: http://amzn.com/B006578JXC

GalaxyBillies 2 by mplested

The Starship Grokmar has a problem. Somewhere along the way it forgot what its mission was. Fortunately or maybe unfortunately for Grokmar, it still has its crew of five humans from the Appalachians on board to help it rediscover its purpose. Will it be successful? Can the humans possibly help the ship without causing another galactic incident? Only time will tell.

Stars by SteveJBWO

The world is in peril. Mankind stands on the precipice; facing extinction. How did it come to this? What's the next step? Follow humanity's last chance at survival as they search for their new home among the stars. This story is now complete. Please enjoy and let me know what you think!

our wacky and stupid adventure by spo0ne

a group of questionably stupid friends finds themselves in dangerous, sticky, tricky, risky, and downright horrendous situations and places after going through a literal portal like a bunch of idiots. will they survive this ordeal? probably not. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH "my strange and silly adventures" !!!!!! just something im writing cause bored and wanted to experiment with multiple povs

MY CONSTELLATION LOVER by MARYANNJUNOD

Once a month on a Thursday, a beautiful woman drags her telescope and sets it up on a hill, to find the brightest constellation she had ever seen in her life. Annaliese Collins, recently inheriting a florist shop and having to now live in the middle of nowhere, stares up at the night sky to see him, wishing that he was real. The town's worst local, has his eye on Annaliese and will not leave her alone. Kaleus, one of the warrior Constellations, looks forward to the human female watching him, and counts the cycles until he can see her again. With his highly flirtatious brother, Damaskus, and the rest of the Constellation family, all watch to see if Kaleus will break the laws, and meet his human female.

Star Wars The Clone Wars: The Last Geonosian by Dragostell

After the end of the Clone Wars, order 66 was given starting the great Jedi purge, but a small group of surviving female Jedi managed to escape with a space ship they managed to steal from the Imperials and along the way, save an old enemy that turned friend. They are eventually, ambushed by a Imperial fleet, barely managing to get out of it alive after they used their damaged hyperdrive, but once they exit hyperspace, they realize they reached Geonosis and thanks to the heavy damage the ship has taken, they are forced to make a crash landing on the planet. Once they land, they start to search the planet hoping to find spare parts to fix their ship and think the planet is deserted, after the Emperor slaughtered the entire population, but little did they know that there was still a last survivor and what his plans for them will be.

Echoes : The End & The Beginning by EOTB_08

We always thought that nature have a way of balancing things. What if it's not true ? what if it was something else ? *Contains Violence and profanity* Word Count " 1400- 3000 each chapter " Ongoing / Unedited The characters, names and likeness in this book are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. Part 1 - Chapter 1 - 9 ( Present 1 ) Part 2 - Chapter 10 - 14 ( Past 1 ) Part 3 - Chapter 15 - 27 ( Present 2 ) Part 4 - Chapter 28 - 29 ( Past 2 ) Part 4B - Chapter 30 - 34 ( Future 1 )

The Time I Got Kidnapped By Aliens by KatFlying123

In which a 'perfectly normal' boy gets kidnapped by a ramshackle group of aliens simply trying to save the multiverse.

JM-120018: Strays by SoupMonkey4

Genre: Fantasy/Sci-fi Rating: Mature (Language, dark humor, intense themes This story is about a group of various types of teens who were kidnapped by aliens for an experiment! :) OG plot: March 12, 2029, a group of people were kidnapped by aliens. They were used as experiments for a planet called "JM-120018", a strange earth like planet. Things have not been going great with these subjects. Many disagreements and problems occurred. There may not be any hope for some escape. Can this group survive in these circumstances or will this be the breaking point for them? Credits to my bsf for helping me create the plot and other various things throughout the story! If there is something that seems unintentional throughout the story, please leave a comment informing me of it. May or may not be writing a seconds story or even making this a series...

The Adventures Of That Particular Group: Start Of Their Adventure (#Wattys2016) by OfficialTPG

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Extraterrestrial Invasion: Annihilation by Travis_Johnson

Danger approaches from the darkness of space. The fate of all lives on Earth are threatened. Will humanity be able to withstand an extraterrestrial invasion or will they tragically perish?

How To Woo Sky Walker by arrowheads

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LF Friends, Will Travel cover

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Pegasus (Farside Saga Book Two) cover

The Space Escape [COMPLETED] cover

Dipshits in Space: Seasoru 7 cover

Fade Eternal | ONC 2023 cover

GalaxyBillies 2 cover

our wacky and stupid adventure cover

MY CONSTELLATION LOVER cover

Star Wars The Clone Wars: The Last Geonosian cover

Echoes : The End & The Beginning cover

The Time I Got Kidnapped By Aliens cover

JM-120018: Strays cover

The Adventures Of That Particular Group: Start Of Their Adventure (#Wattys2016) cover

Extraterrestrial Invasion: Annihilation cover

How To Woo Sky Walker cover

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LF Friends, Will Travel

Terrans are not the strongest species in the universe. They are not the fastest species. They are most definitely not the smartest. But Terrans are the loneliest, willing to befriend anything that moves and several things that don't. After humanity nearly made themselves extinct with a "Terran brand oopsie"™, trillions of Terrans awaken from stasis and set themselves upon a Galaxy teeming with alien life, each writing their own story among the stars. Stories of compassion, of anger, of revenge, of justice. Stories of the clever and stories of the downright stupid. But mostly the story of Terrans looking for the one thing that all beings desire: Friendship amongst a lonely universe.