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GalaxyBillies

Leituras 86,446
Votos 5,852
Capítulos 46
Tempo 6h 44m

Leituras 86,446
Votos 5,852
Capítulos 46
Tempo 6h 44m

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When a semi-sentient starship loses its crew it must find a new one quickly. The nearest planet with intelligence is a small blue globe third out from its parent star. The ship, intelligence fading, kidnaps five humans from the mountains of the Appalachians and re-enters civilization. Unfortunately, said humans are questionably sentient and might not be the best ambassadors Earth could possibly have. When they are through nothing in the galaxy will be quite the same.Todos os Direitos Reservados

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MY CONSTELLATION LOVER, de MARYANNJUNOD

Once a month on a Thursday, a beautiful woman drags her telescope and sets it up on a hill, to find the brightest constellation she had ever seen in her life. Annaliese Collins, recently inheriting a florist shop and having to now live in the middle of nowhere, stares up at the night sky to see him, wishing that he was real. The town's worst local, has his eye on Annaliese and will not leave her alone. Kaleus, one of the warrior Constellations, looks forward to the human female watching him, and counts the cycles until he can see her again. With his highly flirtatious brother, Damaskus, and the rest of the Constellation family, all watch to see if Kaleus will break the laws, and meet his human female.

The Best Laid Plans of Vegetation and Cybernetic Beings, de KarinaLFabian

If you love Star Trek and parodies... If the Orville and Galaxy Quest give you as much joy as Wrath of Khan... If you believe (as Tumblr users do) that humans will rule the galaxy because we are the only species crazy enough to tie two warp cores together, reverse the polarity and toss them into a star just to see what will happen... then this is the book for you. These are the voyages of the HMB Impulsive. This episode: The HMB Impulsive has a routine diplomatic mission - to assist two warring planets to achieve peace through marriage by ferrying the prince to his wedding. But when the prince falls for the ship's sexy (yes, that's her title), and the Cybers attack, it's far from routine. Can the crew of the Impulsive apply human hold-my-beer ingenuity to save the day and the wedding? (This story is found in my collection, Space Traipse: Hold My Beer, Season 1, on Amazon)

Star Wars The Clone Wars: The Last Geonosian, de Dragostell

After the end of the Clone Wars, order 66 was given starting the great Jedi purge, but a small group of surviving female Jedi managed to escape with a space ship they managed to steal from the Imperials and along the way, save an old enemy that turned friend. They are eventually, ambushed by a Imperial fleet, barely managing to get out of it alive after they used their damaged hyperdrive, but once they exit hyperspace, they realize they reached Geonosis and thanks to the heavy damage the ship has taken, they are forced to make a crash landing on the planet. Once they land, they start to search the planet hoping to find spare parts to fix their ship and think the planet is deserted, after the Emperor slaughtered the entire population, but little did they know that there was still a last survivor and what his plans for them will be.

Fade Eternal | ONC 2023, de KurokageJS

Fade is on an elevator in space, and he doesn't know how he got there. The last thing he remembers is stumbling out of his 2023 grad party. He's a trainweck of a human with zero skills or talents, and it's very clear he has no business being in space, or in an elevator full of heavily armed people. As it turns out, they're professional space cleaners responsible for removing space problems. They've all been given a mission to figure out why a research station went dark. Fade is informed that yes, he is part of the team, and actually, he's the guy in charge! If Fade is going to have the slightest chance of surviving this, he's going to have to do his best to fake it till he makes it. That is, if his own secrets don't get him first. ONC 2023

Stars, de SteveJBWO

The world is in peril. Mankind stands on the precipice; facing extinction. How did it come to this? What's the next step? Follow humanity's last chance at survival as they search for their new home among the stars. This story is now complete. Please enjoy and let me know what you think!

The Uncitizen's Ship | a sci-fi comedy, de afkopp

When a supposed flapjack destroys Jekkh's planet, she relocates to a whole new system to start a new life. But after discovering her planet's long-lost artifact, Jekkh must step into a role she feels unfit for and unite her scattered people across the system. When her assigned bodyguard and some doctor's godniece help her escape, Jekkh is thrust into a whole new world of conspiracy, space travel, and helping the ones in need. Camrun knew he'd never be accepted into the Persythian military even before he got the memo. Struggling to keep his family from being cast off into the deadly gas giant they live on, Camrun must find a way to provide for his family when his father and brother are serving over-systems for their planet. But when a rare opportunity arises to work for the planet's ruling circle, the Deins, Camrun gets thrust into a circle of secrets, espionage, and a possible rebellion. As he continues working to save his family, Camrun soon discovers that it is quite possible that his planet was on the wrong side all along. A campy adventure for all ages. Space hobbits and a quest for redemption of people and culture.

After The Fall - END, de intimatepen

Twenty five years after the attack of alien spacecraft, Earth is no longer the same. Not for humans, let alone for me, who was born from a human and an alien. We are exiled because we are considered traitors and live on the fringes. It's not a problem for me because it brings benefits, especially in the marriage program that I have avoided for the past seven years. Until finally, I can no longer escape and have to follow this program. I have prepared hundreds of ways to escape, but they have thousands of ways to keep me there. To make matters worse, the alien who is my soon-to-be husband is the feared General. The worst news is that I am the sixth bride-to-be. The other five disappeared into the galaxy.

How To Woo Sky Walker, de arrowheads

Harvey Ryerson needs one more class to complete his gen-ed credit requirements. Somehow, he finds himself in a history class (Women in Antiquity, what does that even mean?) with the same TA he popped a boner for and blatantly flirted with last semester. Thing is, she hates him. So after being rejected once, twice, too many times to count-what better way to woo Sky Walker than to impress her with supposedly funny Star Wars puns and references? cover by @JakArmstrong

Protector (Violent Delights 16), de kullman

The throne of England is in jeopardy. King Henry Vi is in a coma, with a 5 month old crown prince and a young wife left in power. The nobles of england will hardly allow the young queen to rule in her son and husband's stead, leaving King Henry's younger brother caught in an impossible position. Jasper Tudor will go on to win the War of the Roses and go down in history as an adventurer and military leader. Right now he's an eighteen year old boy with a sister in law to look out for and a nation on the brink of civil war. And a father who worries a bit too much about him. That too. Trigger/Content Warning: alcohol consumption. Some crude humor. Some suggestive scenes. Extended dialogue regarding sex. Childbirth/pregnancy loss discussed. Family issues. Some mature themes.

GalaxyBillies 2, de mplested

The Starship Grokmar has a problem. Somewhere along the way it forgot what its mission was. Fortunately or maybe unfortunately for Grokmar, it still has its crew of five humans from the Appalachians on board to help it rediscover its purpose. Will it be successful? Can the humans possibly help the ship without causing another galactic incident? Only time will tell.

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The Uncitizen's Ship | a sci-fi comedy cover

After The Fall - END cover

How To Woo Sky Walker cover

Protector (Violent Delights 16) cover

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MY CONSTELLATION LOVER

Once a month on a Thursday, a beautiful woman drags her telescope and sets it up on a hill, to find the brightest constellation she had ever seen in her life. Annaliese Collins, recently inheriting a florist shop and having to now live in the middle of nowhere, stares up at the night sky to see him, wishing that he was real. The town's worst local, has his eye on Annaliese and will not leave her alone. Kaleus, one of the warrior Constellations, looks forward to the human female watching him, and counts the cycles until he can see her again. With his highly flirtatious brother, Damaskus, and the rest of the Constellation family, all watch to see if Kaleus will break the laws, and meet his human female.