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Reads 1,104
Votes 248
Parts 40
Time 43m

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      Bien.
      Ce n'est particulièrement passionnant (plouf), mais je pense que c'est assez drôle pour avoir envie de se pendre (double plouf). 
        Meuuuuuuh non !
        Mais avant de lire ce rant book, répète cette phrase bien à voix haute, en position fœtale au fond de ta baignoire (si tu n'en a pas, enroule toi dans ta couette et ça suffira ;) ) et aspire de la gellée de betteraves par le nez. "Aime les betteraves et les betteraves t'aimeront !" (Je n'est rien contre les betteraves, non non...)All Rights Reserved

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