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Rant-Book d'une enfoirée !

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Parts 40
Time 43m

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Attention, tu vas entrer dans un Rant book dont la maturité est sans limite...
      Bien.
      Ce n'est particulièrement passionnant (plouf), mais je pense que c'est assez drôle pour avoir envie de se pendre (double plouf). 
        Meuuuuuuh non !
        Mais avant de lire ce rant book, répète cette phrase bien à voix haute, en position fœtale au fond de ta baignoire (si tu n'en a pas, enroule toi dans ta couette et ça suffira ;) ) et aspire de la gellée de betteraves par le nez. "Aime les betteraves et les betteraves t'aimeront !" (Je n'est rien contre les betteraves, non non...)All Rights Reserved

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𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙔𝙊𝙐 | 𝘒. 𝘉𝘢𝘬𝘶𝘨𝘰𝘶 by TEBDOU

"𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦, 𝘵𝘰𝘰 --- 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘦𝘴?" k. bakugou ; fluff ➤ fem!reader 𝗧𝗘𝗕𝗗𝗢𝗨© started - 6/1/21 finished - 1/30/23 #1 katsuki [5/24/23] #1 myheroacademiaxreader [5/23/23]

Chanyeol EXO imagines [DISCONTINUE] by soongyu

This book is for EXO-L around the world! If you want to request just comment. If you like the imagine, just vote. Enjoy! Started: 150711 Ended: Discontinue Thank you for reading this EXO imagine! #12 - exol

♡《An Otaku's Love》♡~Choromatsu x Reader (Fluff) by prplmtsu_ichi

"I never thought I'd even have a friend to relate to. I never thought I'd even make any friends because of my interests." "My interests were different than normal people, when I talk about them, they seem to not really listen or they're just not interested." "Until I met one girl. She was just like me... she was the one for me..." ~ Hey! Another ff? YES, this time, about my Churrus Fappus child~ Dont you think this froggy boy is just adorable aww~. There will be fluffiness, who likes a lil fluff in their story lives? I know I do! Ah well, there isn't much I have to say! (All cover images belong to their owners, all drawings IN the story belong to me!)

Beyond The Goalpost : Rin Itoshi x M!Reader by scker4u

(Satire) [A passionate, short soccer enthusiast unexpectedly encounters his first ts pmo. would he sybau? or would he goon and edge?] ⚠️WARNING: Language, Emotional Neglect, A little freaky(maybe because Shidou exists...?), Bullying, Childhood Trauma, Parental Neglect, mentions Reo more than Rin was⚠️ . . . . . . . (Still ongoing meow, HIATUS... I'm fixing some areas in the fanfic ok..?)

Prey by Kheinnox

by nature, im a loner. nobody dares to bully me though. try as they might they cant fathom my strength and ability. but it comes with a price. nobody even dares to call me a friend without peeing their pants in fright. but this tiny vixen got the courage to sway me into submission to his every whim and wishes. im a top predator and hes of the lowest of low. but why cant i get enough of him? born in a world where humans and shifters intermingle and common in society, ive became someone my parents are proud of. ive never dreamed of disappointing them. hence, i tried my best to be likeable to everyone. and i mean everyone. i tend to shape my personality to fit in to avoid the bitter reality that if they knew my kind, i for sure be up under their feet. survival of the fittest they might say. but how come when im with you, i smiled sincerely. i converse wholeheartedly. i touch you honestly. the heavens might strike us due to our incompatibility but can society really be the basis to how and whom we truly convey our feelings? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- if you're interested, please, see my other books: First Book: worthy to be mine Blessed Moon Series: blessed moon saved love warm thirst silenced 2nd Generation Blessed Moon Series: freak siren's call craving death impeccably yours solace Other Books: violet prison prey i read comments and i reply to them occassionally. i read messages and i reply to them if necessary. please leave votes if you like them. im super thankful for giving me your leisure time to read my works. see you on my other books. KHEINNOX 💑❤️🏳️‍🌈

𝐁𝐚𝐝 𝐓𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫 || ᴋ. ʙᴀᴋᴜɢᴏ by amkyor

"𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬?" - 𝐊. 𝐁𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐠𝐨 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐨: This story is Slowburn, follows a couple of months after the epilogue and is accurate/realistic. WARNING: My writing style is very detailed, so if you aren't into detailed writing, please either leave or skip scenes. Please don't leave comments regarding my very detailed writing. ──────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───────── 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐢𝐧 "𝐏𝐭: 𝟎 - 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨" 𝐔𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐞: Every Saturday - Anytime Every Wednesday - Anytime 𝐆𝐨𝐚𝐥: 45k votes by August 5th

[AIB Characters/AIB cast Book] pls read Desc! by asimp20

One shots/Imagines/Scenarios • Genre's I will write: 🌸=Fluff, 🌟=Crack, 🥀=Comfort, 🌧= Angst. • [Request Closed] • Enjoy~

Sebastian Stan imagines || complete by marvel-rhapsody

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED! imagines for the great and wonderful chubby dumpling ❤️ *some of these imagines are more like what I would consider to be crackfic behavior, so don't take them all too seriously lol Happy reading ❤️ *all writing is mine, I don't own the characters

𝘽𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙁𝙍𝙄𝙀𝙉𝘿'𝙎 𝘽𝙍𝙊𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍 | 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘰 𝘬𝘢𝘮𝘰 by notiddygothgf

❝𝙄 𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙒 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙃𝙊𝙒 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙄𝙏 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙎, 𝙄𝙁 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙏.❞ ⮑ 𝘠𝘶𝘶𝘫𝘪 𝘐𝘵𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘪 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵. (𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘾𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙤 𝙆𝙖𝙢𝙤, 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦). ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ' BEST FRIEND'S BROTHER ' CHOSO KAMO 𝙭 (𝙛) 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯, 𝘮𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 : 9/23/2023 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴: complete (𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴) crossposted on tumblr and ao3 ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ (I do not own the art on the cover. All rights to respective artists.)

The Dark Side of The Imagination {Prinxiety} - Book Two of the Why I Run Series by maximumluv2004

[COMPLETED] "Princess - reality has never been your strong suit. LET ME GIVE YOU A HEALTHY DOSE." "Maybe you didn't lie... but you didn't tell the truth either. You weren't here. Not as a kid," Roman said. He paused, as if waiting for me to fill in the gap. When I stayed silent, he continued. "Where were you, Virge? Virgil?" SEQUEL TO WHY I RUN WHY I RUN SERIES BOOKS: - Why I Run {Prinxiety} - Book One of Why I Run Series - The Dark Side of the Imagination {Prinxiety} - Book Two of the Why I Run Series - Maybe One Day | Logicality - Companion to Why I Run Series - There's No Such Thing As Happy Endings - Book Three of the Why I Run Series Start Date: 01-02-2018 Final Date: 03-03-2018 I know that Thomas Sanders has a lot of younger viewers so I always keep that mind when writing. But... I want to include elements that are quite dark, heavier than anything Thomas and company ever SHOULD include in a Sanders Sides video. And since some viewers are younger, it's only fair to warn you whats ahead. There will be: Depression Nightmares Low-self-worth Anxiety attacks Panic attacks Seizures Blood Torture Death I will place trigger warnings at the beginning of each chapter, where the trigger begins/ends, and have a summary at the beginning of the following chapter. IF any of those topics are your triggers, please be careful if you decide to read <3

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"𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦, 𝘵𝘰𝘰 --- 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘦𝘴?" k. bakugou ; fluff ➤ fem!reader 𝗧𝗘𝗕𝗗𝗢𝗨© started - 6/1/21 finished - 1/30/23 #1 katsuki [5/24/23] #1 myheroacademiaxreader [5/23/23]