Rant-Book d'une enfoirée !

Rant-Book d'une enfoirée !

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Last published Fri, Feb 2, 2018

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Attention, tu vas entrer dans un Rant book dont la maturité est sans limite... Bien. Ce n'est particulièrement passionnant (plouf), mais je pense que c'est assez drôle pour avoir envie de se pendre (double plouf). Meuuuuuuh non ! Mais avant de lire ce rant book, répète cette phrase bien à voix haute, en position fœtale au fond de ta baignoire (si tu n'en a pas, enroule toi dans ta couette et ça suffira ;) ) et aspire de la gellée de betteraves par le nez. "Aime les betteraves et les betteraves t'aimeront !" (Je n'est rien contre les betteraves, non non...)

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