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1000 Memes, Jokes, and Pick-up Lines
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CamrynWrites
Ongoing, First published Nov 26, 2016
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These horrible jokes will make you let out a long sigh and ask:
"Why did I bother?"
Or, you might think it is funny and maybe snort. That's when your mom gives you that worried look:
"First you don't clean your room and now you're snorting? What are you, a pig?'
(Yes I know that is a horrible pick up line... I made it up.)
-Phoebe❤️❤️❤️
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