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Roasts and Comebacks

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Reads 69,848
Votes 2,611
Parts 153
Time 12m

comebacks funny hilarious humor idek lmafo lmao lol lolidk roast

It's very cut and dry 

Roasts
And
Comebacks

Also lol this book let my inner bad bitch shine through 

Share with your friends, familys, and pets if your that bored.

I also dare all of you reading this to try out some of the roasts and comebacks in this book.

Comment on the one you used and tell me what happened. Or you could just private DM me :)


Also this book uses some "adult" language.

|#208 in Humor 8/25/17|
|#179 in Humor 8/26/16|All Rights Reserved

comebacks funny hilarious humor idek lmafo lmao lol lolidk roast

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