the awkward life of this random person in this picture I found online
teenwolfiefangirl
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teenwolfiefangirl
Ongoing, First published Nov 26, 2016
Mature
humoridknotreallyparodyrandomstupid
exactly what the title says,
"I was always a picture of this awkward teenager on the wall of the internet, even tho that's not a real thing. (And yes before any grammar nazi's try and call me out I spelled tho on purpose). But before all that I was also a person with limbs and flesh and terrible Instagram selfies. So this is my story.", p.s I'm on my phone while writing this so I'm basically typing how I type texts kinda. idefk where I even went with this I'm basically just writing whatever I'm thinking eh whatever just read the title that's basically it. and p.s there WILL BE CURSING!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!
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