Corny Jokes
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Gusto mo ba mapatawa ang kaibigan, crush, yung bf o gf mo?at para hindi ackward ang usapan niyo? ETONG LIBRO ANG SAGOT SA PROMLEMA MO!!!
Mga iba't ibang corny jokes na sobrang (hindi) nakakatawa :-))
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