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Keep Laughing

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Parts 122
Time 52m

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Welcome to my selection of funny jokes that are guaranteed to have you laughing till you drop.      ➰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰   A sneak peek of what's to come:  Once a woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" she said. "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear mommy say," the woman answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?".                                                                                                                                     *****UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF GIGGLES AND LAUGHS*****All Rights Reserved

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MIRACLE (✔️) by Clifoconda_HemHem

"My mother named me Miracle, but I am anything but a miracle in her and our family's life. I am a mistake. I am a product of a heinous crime." Miracle Astor was born after the rape of her mother. Aurora Astor was convinced by everyone in her family to have an abortion when she found out that her assault had resulted in a child, but much to everyone's shock Aurora kept the child and after a long and excruciating labor on her last breath she gave her daughter the name Miracle. After Aurora died giving birth to her daughter, little Miracle was left under the care of her brothers all of whom blamed her for the tragedy that happened to their mother. But in order to protect the reputation of their late mother and their well-known family name, the Astor brothers raised Miracle as their own and made the public believe that she was the full-blood daughter of the Astor family. Sixteen years later, Miracle became depressed and neglected as she carries the heavy weight of pain, guilt, and blame for what happened to her mother. But what happens when history tries to repeat itself with what happened to Aurora now to Miracle? And the terrible secret of their family cracks and reveals itself out to everyone? Will Miracle finally break? Will her brothers finally step in and be the brothers that she needed? Will someone stop the history from repeating itself and finally save Miracle? Read to find out!

Swapped Family by vnxcmnhv

On the day Valencia D'Angelo was born, she was swapped with Alessia. No one knew about the incident, it wasn't supposed to happen. It wasn't planned but it happened. No one suspected anything. No one questioned anything until they got a call from LAPD saying a girl named Valencia needed someone to take custody of her. They doubted it until they saw her. She had their mother's beautiful brown eyes and their father's features. Four of the youngest brothers didn't like her, they felt as if they were betraying the sister they grew up with if they were to get to know Valencia. She had to live with them or go into foster care. No one except the eldest brother of the Family knew she was going to live with them for three month and then make a decision whether to stay or not. *** Updates every Sunday Started: 10.3.2024 Finished:

Sorellina | ✔️ by greenwasthecolor

PREVIOUSLY CALLED 'THEIR LITTLE PRINCESS' HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in teenagegirl #1 in overprotective #3 in anxiety Maddie Rossi is only 13, and has known nothing but pain and heartbreak her entire life. Only a shell of what she was before her mother took her away when she was 2, she has no recollection of who she was before. All she knows now is her mom and her stepfather who made sure that she would never be whole again. The Rossi brothers have struggled to cope with having lost their only sister to their mother when she was only 2 years old as well as the pressure of running their father's mafia following his death. When her guardians' deaths reveal 6 brothers she didn't know existed and the Rossi family finally gets their little girl back, they all have secrets to hide and they realize she isn't the happy little girl they once knew.

𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗜 𝗠𝗘𝗜𝗡 ~ ❝𝐀 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧❞ by situmo235

𝑨𝒈𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒖 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒗 𝒕𝒐𝒉 𝒎𝒆𝒊𝒏 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒌𝒕𝒊, 𝑻𝒖 𝑹𝒂𝒎 𝒕𝒐𝒉 𝒎𝒆𝒊𝒏 𝑺𝒊𝒕𝒂, 𝑻𝒖 𝑲𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒏 𝒕𝒐𝒉 𝒎𝒆𝒊𝒏 𝑹𝒂𝒅𝒉𝒂 𝒃𝒂𝒏 𝒋𝒂𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒊, 𝑲𝒊𝒔𝒊 𝒃𝒉𝒊 𝒑𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒓 𝒔𝒆, 𝑩𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒊 𝒎𝒆𝒊𝒏 𝒃𝒂𝒏 𝒋𝒂𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒊. ~𝐀.𝐆𝐮𝐩𝐭𝐚 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 𝐃𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 : 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's a Banaras (aahh I just love this place so much ) based story, toh read toh banta hai. ╰⊰ 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐆𝐮𝐩𝐭𝐚 ♡ An introvert, demure and mature girl but talkative and childish with her people. She loves her family to the stars and back. She has a tiny... no a big crush on Rudraksh Ranawat. ╰⊰ 𝐑𝐮𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐬𝐡 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐭 ♡ A confident, reserved and chivalrous. Loves his family .He has two best friends - Saransh and Vihaan. He is unaware of Ahana's feelings but what will happen when he becomes aware of it and will start to feel something from his own end ? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞..." Rudraksh said softly looking into Ahana's eyes.

Ensnared into the Shadows by soheilaves

The Storm between us by quietgurl_kira12

Reign and Rose twins who were separate at the age of 7 because of reign being accused of trying to kill Rose and was sent to a private school for trouble kids. Unknown to her family (besides her mother) she was abused since the day she got there. Imagine her surprise when she is asked to return for her mother funeral. Reign will have face her 5 brothers her twin who doesn't even remember her or what happened and a new baby sibling? All while trying to trust her family and hide her vulnerability Disclaimer: I don't own any images in this story *This story is not edited* *updates every Monday*

wlw oneshots 💋 by whosm0rgan

lesbian oneshots !! includes smut and fluff, chapters near the beginning are AWFUL. enjoy!

ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ | ᴍɪɢᴜᴇʟ ᴅɪᴀᴢ by miguelschamp

"ɪ'ʟʟ ǫᴜɪᴇᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ɪꜰ ɪᴛ's ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ. ɪ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ." [sᴇᴀsᴏɴ 1 - sᴇᴀsᴏɴ 6] ꜰᴇᴍ!ᴏᴄ x ᴍɪɢᴜᴇʟ ᴅɪᴀᴢ ꜰᴇᴍ!ᴏᴄ x ᴇʟɪ ᴍᴏsᴋᴏᴡɪᴛᴢ

Arcadian by Elijahtheshagger

Arcadian (adj.) idyllically innocent; simple and untroubled by fear or worry. Harper Flores is the human embodiment of a ray of sunshine. She's kind, understanding and always willing to put other's needs in front of her own. To the outside world Harper is seen as naive and innocent, without a care in the world but she's hiding a secret. The girl that loves everyone unconditionally hates herself. Her mother, not wanting to deal with Harper's declining mental health ships her across the country to a secluded boarding school in the small village of Cartmel, England. Due to her late arrival half way through the school year, Harper is forced to stay in the boy's dorm and share a room with six roommates. Keeping a low profile is almost impossible, especially when she catches the eye of all six boys. Lucian Cruz, an arrogant, rude fuckboy who feels no remorse for the girls he's used and ignored. After being sent to Willow Hall Academy with his twin brother Emilio two years ago by his parents who were trying to protect them from the dangerous realities of being involved in the mafia, Lucian's behaviour takes a rapid downfall. Ignoring school work to party and smoke, Lucian really has no care in the world. That is until a bubbly ball of sunshine moves into his room, disrupting his peace.

Unloving Mr. President by serineriaserenade

"I like you, Mr. President." Iyan ang madalas bukambibig ni Sariah Loralie Calliope kay Conrad Archer-the most popular model student in their campus, superhero ng lahat, at higit sa lahat, ang kaniyang nag-iisang childhood crush at first love. Since the first day she mets him, she already knew that he is her destiny. Kaya naman ginawa niya ang lahat mapansin lang ng binata. Pero palagi naman siyang nirereject nito. Hindi tuloy malaman ni Sariah kung ano pa ba ang dapat niyang gawin magustuhan lamang ng taong gusto niya. She was a popular beauty, pinagkakaguluhan ng maraming lalaki, nagmula sa mayamang pamilya, she has it all, pero pagdating kay Conrad, isa lang siyang normal na babaeng pilit pinagsisiksikan ang sarili sa taong hindi naman siya gusto. Ngunit paano kung ang dating 'I like you' ay magbago? What if Sariah forgets about him, turning her young and sweet love into hatred? Will she continue to pursue her longest desire to win his heart? Or she will soon keep her distance, forget, and unlove him, her unrequited love?

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MIRACLE (✔️) cover

Swapped Family cover

Sorellina | ✔️ cover

𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗜 𝗠𝗘𝗜𝗡 ~ ❝𝐀 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧❞ cover

Ensnared into the Shadows cover

The Storm between us cover

wlw oneshots 💋 cover

ɪ ᴋɴ�ᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ | ᴍɪɢᴜᴇʟ ᴅɪᴀᴢ cover

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MIRACLE (✔️)

"My mother named me Miracle, but I am anything but a miracle in her and our family's life. I am a mistake. I am a product of a heinous crime." Miracle Astor was born after the rape of her mother. Aurora Astor was convinced by everyone in her family to have an abortion when she found out that her assault had resulted in a child, but much to everyone's shock Aurora kept the child and after a long and excruciating labor on her last breath she gave her daughter the name Miracle. After Aurora died giving birth to her daughter, little Miracle was left under the care of her brothers all of whom blamed her for the tragedy that happened to their mother. But in order to protect the reputation of their late mother and their well-known family name, the Astor brothers raised Miracle as their own and made the public believe that she was the full-blood daughter of the Astor family. Sixteen years later, Miracle became depressed and neglected as she carries the heavy weight of pain, guilt, and blame for what happened to her mother. But what happens when history tries to repeat itself with what happened to Aurora now to Miracle? And the terrible secret of their family cracks and reveals itself out to everyone? Will Miracle finally break? Will her brothers finally step in and be the brothers that she needed? Will someone stop the history from repeating itself and finally save Miracle? Read to find out!