"Hello, this is Bambi. You have reached the Truth or Dare hotline, ready to spice up your life in and instant. Now tell me, Truth or Dare?"
"Hit me with a Dare, Bambi, I just got dumped and I definitely need something new in my life."
"Ooh, harsh circumstances, boo. Here's your dare, specially for you."
"Stop rhyming and tell me the dare, Bambi. Ha. Dare, Bambi. Deer. Haha."
"Shut it. My name is no joke, asshole."
"Pft, that's what she said."
"What? That makes NO sense whatsoever."
"I don't know... Gosh girl, stop getting distracted you bad worker and tell me the damn dare!"
"Oh yeah."
"Are you going to tell me?"
"Yep."
"When?"
"Now."
"Okay go...."
"I dare you to fall in love with me."
"Dare accepted."