(DISCLAIMER - The Hamilton Musical does not belong to me in any way, shape, or form. It belongs to the one and only genius Lin Manuel-Miranda. Please support the official musical. I only own the ideas in which I have written.) 1) Skating was not something that one Alexander Hamilton indulged in. It was not a case of him not liking the sport; more rather, he didn't like the cold. He wasn't used to it. It was never in his plans to even step foot into one such a rink, it wasn't a priority in his mind. He'd had much better things to do; essays for college, writing, glare emptily at the ceiling until he had more inspiration to write, write some more.. to name a few. But, having the great friends that he does, he's been dragged off to the only public skate-rink in New York. And for what? Well, to hook him up, of course! With a guy. "His name is John."