The Poor Man's Memes and Dreams
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Last published Mon, Nov 28, 2016
A joke fanfic a friend and I are writing to prank our other friend with on his birthday. All characters in it are our other friends as well. We're like a big, happy, unusual clique that love and hate each other enough to write quality content such as this about one another. This is an (almost) true story. Anything else like this is completely coincidental and was not copied. This is just for practical use only so please don't somehow manage to get offended. No refunds.
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