The Funupid Love Story
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Fun + Stupid = Funupid
"Funupid ? Seriously ? That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard my whole entire life !" I rolled my eyes at my best friend's new 'word'. Why would someone even think of that ?
We were walking around the park, talking about life eventhough we were still thirteen years old. Yes, we are thirteen and acting as if we were thirty years old with children and an ex-husband.
That was weirdly detailed.
"Funupid does have a nice ring to it you know. Plus, the story of your life is seriously fun and stupid. I mean if your life was a movie, I'd be addicted to netflix and chill. And popcorn." Jan added. She was the sanest person I've known and I can't believe she is saying that.
"What has gotten into you people. My love life is basically non-existent. My life is such a bore, netflix would sue me if my story ever dared to set foot in their televisions. How can you rate netflix that low. What kind of lowlife are you." I accuse in mock disgust.
"Yeah right. Keep telling yourself that, honey. If that what keeps your boat floating." Cat said.
"We're still children, for god's sake ! We don't have time for dates or boys."
Little did I know, that I was so so wrong that time.
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Meet Lily Williams, your typical nerd and a goody two shoes. Everything is timed perfectly. Just so that she can do her reading. She will find loopholes to spare her a few minutes to read. Somehow, on her first day of school at her old hometown a mishap happened.
There she met the most popolar boy at her school or more known to her as the grim reaper, John Craig.
Now just sit back and grab some popcorn and enjoy the show.
This is my first work so bear with me.
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