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gay joneses short story thanksgiving

"Does anyone else find it unrealistic that his name is Joe Smith?" Haley deadpanned. She didn't even look up from the nail file she was using on her pale pink nails. "What kind of boring ass name is Joe Smith? Might as well be John Doe." 
  
  The "adults" in the room ignored her comment, but her "sister" Michelle elbowed her and nodded. 
  
  "Good point," she whispered quietly into her ear. 
  
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  The Smiths are far from your average family. They're part of a marketing experiment. A fake family who's job it is to subtly advertise products  as well as possible and market them to a neighbors, friends, and anyone else who consumes goods on the basis of trying to seem successful to people who don't really care in our modern consumer culture. 
  
  Not surprisingly, Denise, Joe, and their three children are failing to increase sales by a desirable amount right before the holiday season. So in a last ditch attempt to keep their jobs they plan a Thanksgiving dinner for all of their friends, family, and neighbors.
  
  The only kink in the plan? None of them knows anything about cooking a Thanksgiving dinner, and what a traditional Thanksgiving is supposed to be like, even if most of it comes from the frozen section of the grocery store.  
  
  A short based off of the Movie the Joneses (the only reason to ever watch that movie is Benjamin Holllingsworth) for @Hannahsue-- 's Dinner with the Family contest.Alle rechten voorbehouden

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Jordane the new Tomboy in town. She plays basketball voyellball football and runs track. She likes to be called Jordan. If you call her by her real name she will get ugly. Her mom wants her to be a "normal" girl so she pushes her to do girl things so her mom makes her try out for the cheerleading team.... At the try outs a football comes near the girls. Jordan ends up throwing it back to the guys and gets oftvered at spot. She takes it and her moms not to happy. She like to be called just one of the guys. She mostly hangs out with guys but she meet a girl. Who gets bullied. Also a tomboy. 3 boys Jacob Ray and Roc become her friend because of the football try outs and EJ one of the guys friend is mad that she's on the team because he's now the back-up quarter back. Mad or Nah? He's a complete ass to Jordan then realizes later that he likes her. Jordan has never been in a relationship before. Can EJ change that?

Everything door Sethfon

"This relationship has everything..." Stefon is finally coming out to his family, officially this time. He has sat down every important person in his life to give them the news. His brother and cousin pretty much have it all figured out, but his parents and his aunt and uncle are firm on their belief that he's just been going through a phase. As he tries to get through his anxiety to get them to meet his boyfriend, things start going south. Never has he been shy about his sexuality, but how is he supposed to convince his family it isn't a phase if he can't even get them to talk to him properly? The characters in this story are based loosely on Bobby Moynihan's theory about the Weekend Update family, as well as throwing other things around that make sense revolving that. The family Stefon lives with: Drunk Uncle - Stefon's Uncle (Going by Uncle Bobby since he was never given a name) Aunt Linda - Stefon's Aunt The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With At A Party - Stefon's Cousin (Going by Cecily since she wasn't given a name either) Bar Mitzvah boy Jacob - Neighbor These are the characters *based on* Bobby's theory. Now for the others, named by Stefon himself: David Zolefsky - Stefon's Brother Ms. Stefon - Stefon's Mother David Bowie - Stefon's Father Based on the information Stefon gives us, he also has a son (he is presumably an absent father) and a dog, Bark Ruffalo. And Shy as a last second decision because who needs dramaless stories

The Devil's Angel door SheylynMaertz

It was a Sunday night, family night for the Greens. They were playing a board game when it happened. At exactly 11:11 pm; a time for wishes, a sixteen year old girl wished for true love one day. At that exact moment her window smashed and something flew into her room. It was a flock of them; they attracted the house and only took one thing: the girl. She remembers it clearly, the way she screamed scared out of her mind. The way it grabbed her waist and took off. She remembers screaming for help but no one came to her rescue. Oh how she wishes that she left her safety knife in her room. Then they would be safe. Her family! She just hopes they were fine, but the conclusion that she was taken says that her family would be back to normal soon. She sighs and thinks over her life. From a little kid she was always the loner. But her family loved her to death. It all changed when she turned ten. The world was changing. She remembers the exact day at the exact time. Her birthday; she calls it the hell day. Something bad always happens on her birthday and that year was the worst so far. On February 20/2020 at exactly 2:20 On the news they had let out the horrible announcement. Scientist's experiments had gone wrong. They call them the "Stone Devils". They were escaping from the labs and into our world. Made of stone and all male. Winged creatures that come into the night. Steal and kill their prey. That's what she heard but she didn't believe it until a few nights ago. (kinda like the movie Warm Bodies)

The Bond Between Fall & Winter (Jack Frost X Reader!) door Saige_Maria

"Come on mom and dad!" The ten year old says as she pulls her mother and father further into the forest. "Honey, it will be here all season, no need to rush." Her mother spoke. "Yes, you must learn to be patient Aury." Her father states. The little brunette starts to slow down. She now walks a normal pace between her parents. "I'm sorry mom and dad, I'm just excited. Its been a whole year." The girl explains, Her mom snickers. "We understand sweetie, but it just finished turning anyway. Its only the 3rd of October." Her father also explains. "Otherwise known as my birthday!" She exclaims. Her mother and father giggle. "Look, there it is!" Her mother points to a big Sugar Maple Tree with leaves colored with vibrant yellow, burnt orange and strawberry red. The girl's hazel eyes fill with excitement, she jumps up and down and runs to the big tree. "It's as pretty as ever!" The little girl says happily. The child hugs the tree while her parents smile. They walk up to her and kneel down to her height. "I know we've been coming to this tree for 4 years now Aury, but you know if you ever feel sad especially during the fall, you can always hang out under this tree." Her mother says, the little girl smiles. ♡♡♡ Aurelia Jones and her parents go to that tree every fall for her birthday since she was six. That very tree is only one of the many reasons she loves fall. She doesn't have many friends so she doesn't care about birthday parties. Her mom and dad always adored her imagination, when they told her about Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and everyone else, she believed it immediately, always had and probably always will. *Another Jack Frost x reader! I don't own any of the characters except Aury and Saige!*

Friend-Zoned door YOU_KILLED_KENNY13

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One Direction? The Wanted? Haha NO. door xxAlexStylesxx

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Twin At First Sight |✓| door LoveFoodAndSleep

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Just One Of The Guys

Jordane the new Tomboy in town. She plays basketball voyellball football and runs track. She likes to be called Jordan. If you call her by her real name she will get ugly. Her mom wants her to be a "normal" girl so she pushes her to do girl things so her mom makes her try out for the cheerleading team.... At the try outs a football comes near the girls. Jordan ends up throwing it back to the guys and gets oftvered at spot. She takes it and her moms not to happy. She like to be called just one of the guys. She mostly hangs out with guys but she meet a girl. Who gets bullied. Also a tomboy. 3 boys Jacob Ray and Roc become her friend because of the football try outs and EJ one of the guys friend is mad that she's on the team because he's now the back-up quarter back. Mad or Nah? He's a complete ass to Jordan then realizes later that he likes her. Jordan has never been in a relationship before. Can EJ change that?