101 Filipino Jokes
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Concluida vie, ene 19, 2018
Hi there mga bess. So this will be
A taglish book or English Tagalog .
Anyways this book is only about
Jokes or humors . (Note: Only Filipinos will understand unless you can speak Filipino or something.)
This book or me is not trying to
Offend anyone or anything or
For short wala 'tong pinapatamaan.
So kung may problema ka dito,
Just leave this book.
Chill,chill. So Arigathankmuchmasu
XD for the readers of this book and I'm a Filipino too. Tao lang akquez~
By the way, anyone who wants to share their hugots or jokes just tell me by commenting or at the message box at my profile. I'll give credits and anyone is allowed to give their ideas and humor. I can even give a follow for people who has awesome jokes and mostly hugots! Zhanks
-D' 27th Psycho-chan
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