Evil in-laws

Once upon a time there was this young girl who liked to play tricks on people. One day she walked up to a guy coming out of a corner market and asked the guy how old did he think she was? well he said 18. So the younger girl went along with it not knowing that they will one day fall in love. This young girl was head over heels for this guy and knew they were to be together forever. This is when she met her soon to be mother in-law or should I say monster - in law. She was so mean to this young girl that she thought she had to change everything about her just to get her to like her. But in the end it didn't matter. Her mean monster in-law hated her. So the young girl decided to cast a spell on her to turn her into a ugly witch. She was so ugly that her car wouldn't start anymore because of her ugliness. So she had to ride a broom everywhere she went. But one day the monster in-law called the young girl crazy and the young girl got so mad that she casted another spell on her that her broom would be implanted in her butt and every time she farted it would fly straight up in the air. The young girl went to her monster in- laws house to see what was wrong. But to her surprise the spell actually work. Now no one has ever had this spell work before. The young girl laughed to hard she peed herself. The mean monster in- law wasn't so impressed with the young girl. So the young girl offered to make her bean burritos to see if the other part of the spell worked too. After that the monster in-law had gas so bad that she flew to the moon. Til this day the monster in- law was never heard from . The end