Oh my Goddess!

Gods and Goddess are beings who are beautiful, powerful and are practically perfect. Right? Well those are what Legends and myths tells us. But what are they really alike in the actual real life?

To save you the mind boggling pain of racking your brains up, here's a clue:

-They annoy you to no end, especially if Gods drop their towels in front of you just so you can compare which penis of theirs is bigger. Hmm.. Adonis? Or Zeus? Damn.

-They had an unhealthy obsession with rummaging through your underwear drawer, especially in your 'serve for the rainy days deadly lace section'. I think I'm missing a pair.

-They like to steal my (supposedly hidden) gummy bears which to my dismay is returned to me in nothing but an empty plastic bag. I really need a hiding place for my 'precious' treasure.

-They are addicted to seeing me naked to the point where I find myself waking up in nothing but my birthday suit and half a dozen naked male around me. I swore I was wearing my favorite pj's.

-They frustrate me to no end by having porn marathon every Friday night...in my room. One of these days, I'm gonna need to change my lock.

So what do you say? Fun? Or plain disastrous? ... Welcome to my life.