Relatos exagerados del joven Dante
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Dante es un chico que narra su propia vida de una forma muy peculiar, cualquier situación de el día a día era contada de una manera EXAGERADA. Es alguien que ama leer, así que implemento en su propia vida monólogos que a partir de muchos libros leídos por el, logro crear una manera atrapante de contar cosas banales, simples y que a cualquiera le podía suceder. Te sentirás identificado con muchas situaciones que le irán pasando, provocando una sonrisa asegurada.
El problema es que ese hobby que tenia, se volvió parte de su personalidad.
Esta es una historia relatada por partes pequeñas que seguirán una linea de tiempo, todo pasara por la mente de este chico que no intenta ser gracioso pero aun así lo es.
Serio e inexpresivo son dos palabras que lo describen.
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