This Elf Got Me...
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  • Reads 7,549
  • Votes 376
  • Parts 9
  • Time 47m
Ongoing, First published Dec 01, 2016
Mature
I have been working for this man for 5 years. I can't stand his prissy a$$! I can't listen to music, I can't leave my desk unless it's an emergency, I can't do s#$@! That's why I stay in the background, to avoid getting fired. Then for my klutzy behind to run into his little ass in the lobby! On Christmas day for goodness sakes! This is just not my day...

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Holly Garland on Santa's Lap [COMPLETE]

39 parts Complete Mature

Once upon a time, I was your typical good girl, doing my job like a total elf star, no complaints. Even with the little "gift" I was born with (aka my disability), I handled life pretty well. But let me tell you, luck's never been my plus-one. What am I talking about? Oh, just my lovely name-and the Christmas curse that comes with it! Every year, without fail, while my family's out decking the halls, I'm over here getting snowed under with the worst disasters. So, yeah, all I want for Christmas is for this nightmare of a season to be over. But this year? Oh, I've really hit the Christmas tree topper. Ever since I plopped myself down on Santa's lap at my office party and made a special wish, it's been one yule disaster after another! And now, I'm stuck in this sleigh ride from hell with that red-suited nightmare, forced to follow him wherever he jingles. Sure, he might be a total angel under that fake beard-mysterious and all-but I'm not about to let myself get wrapped up like some Christmas present under the tree. My brain's still in one piece, thanks. So, seriously, sweet baby Jesus, how did a nice executive assistant like me end up sleighing through this wild holiday misadventure full of danger, romance, and all the holly jolly chaos of Christmas?!