Why Newt Scamander is More Tempting then a Cinnabon (Oneshots)

I WAS ENTERING RANDOM TITLES FOR THIS BOOK AND ONE WAS "How Low Can Newt Scamander Go" I CAN'T BREATHE....
Anyways, I have become obsessed with Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and Also Eddie Redmayne himself and I was like "Lets do reader one-shots lol" so here I am making this.

I will take requests but I don't do smut or anything where the reader is pregnant. I also don't do abuse. mentioning that there was a pass of abuse is okay.

a I'm a slow ass updater and I'm always on writers block so please forgive me if I go like a month without updating....
thankie :3